Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in Mr. & Mrs. Smith. (Twentieth Century Fox)
-We’re inching closer and closer to the Brangelina wedding. The pair have reportedly picked up their wedding bands. Is a holiday ceremony in the immediate future?
-Bill Murray’s entrance on last night’s Letterman proves once and for all that he is the king of awesome and we must all bow down before his awesomenicity.
-Meanwhile, here’s Vulture’s definitive Bill Murray role matrix, from happy to sad, affable to dickish.
-I want Halle Berry’s sweater.
-Scarlett Johansson and her new boyfriend were photographed swapping spit in NYC.
-Amazing: Kristen Wiig has just been cast as Steve Carell’s love interest in Anchorman 2.
-I nearly broke a finger in my rush to click on the headline “See Tom Cruise Take on Five Guys At Once.” Sadly, it was just a new clip from Jack Reacher. #misleading
-There are big changes coming to Smash, mostly involving firing a lot of people and throwing out Debra Messing‘s collection of crazy-lady scarves.
-Megan Fox says she’s no longer going to strip onscreen or prance around in a bikini now that she’s a mom. Men, commence your mourning period.
-We are on an infographic role this week! First came the Post’s Walking Dead kill guide, and now here’s one charting how much each Mad Men character drinks.
-Want to know how to write a book proposal that’ll land you a $3.7 million publishing deal? Gawker just posted Lena Dunham’s entire book pitch.
-Psy might be ruling American airwaves these days, but it wasn’t so long ago that he was signing about killing “those f**king Yankess.” Charming.
-It’s official: John Slattery and Zach Gilford are the ultimate unlikely fantasy duo.
-Gisele Bundchen just gave birth to a baby girl at home.
-Taylor Swift and Harry Styles must be getting serious: she just introduced him to BFFs Emma Stone and Dianna Agron.
-Demi Moore’s behaviour gets curiouser and curiouser.
-This preview clip of Happy Endings is pretty much perfect.
-I hate hate hate Anne Hathaway’s manicure here. Please tell me this isn’t a new trend.
-Meanwhile, I love love love Kristen Stewart’s romper.
-Don’t feel too bad for Gerard Butler (who’s new movie is set to redefine “tanking” this weekend). At least he’s dating a model named Madalina Ghenea.
-AMC sent Aaron Paul some awesome Breaking Bad-themed cupcakes, which he Instagrammed immediately.
-Gawker is right: Stephen Baldwin looks just like Jack Donaghy in his ridiculously handsome mugshot.
-Grey’s Anatomy creator Shonda Rhimes shit-talks Katherine Heigl (though very politely) in a new interview with Oprah.
-This photo of Mila Kunis without makeup makes me feel better about life.
-It’s the mashup we didn’t know we needed, and now we don’t know how we could have lived without it: It’s Always Sunny in Homeland.
