It may be a tad bit late, but it’s time to unveil my
BirchBox for October. Get excited…or maybe don’t! J I guess this month’s theme is
“fans”? It’s called “Fanfare” anyway. I was kind of annoyed when I received an
email informing me that I wouldn’t be receiving a box with my item of choice
this month (they have a new feature where they email you a few different
product choices and you can pick one). I had chosen a Mally Lip Gloss, which I
would have loved to try. But no. So…here’s the crap (and I do mean crap!) they
sent instead.
First up is a product that I believe I received in an Ipsy
bag a while back. I think I was excited at the time, but kind of forgot about
it and never tried it. It is from Clarisea
and it is the Rapid Detox Charcoal
Exfoliant. It’s basically just exfoliating granules that you mix with
water. I can’t say I’m terribly thrilled by this anymore because I think I’m
realizing that my skin is quite sensitive – who knew! The exfoliant is made
with sea salt and scorched bamboo, which sounds rather harsh. Since I’m trying
to be more delicate with my skin, I can’t say this seems like it fits the bill.
It is all natural which is kinda cool
and I feel like the sample will last a lifetime. Just not too excited. L
Hoping for better things, there is a cool looking bottle.
The cool factor kinda stopped there because it’s just a boring shower gel. It
is from the brand Essential Elements
and it is called the Wake Up Rosemary
Shower Gel. It’s a nice thick, gooey shower gel and the scent will
definitely clear your sinuses! It’s not a bad scent, but kind of has that
menthol scent that is fantastic when
you’re congested. I suppose that would wake you up too, but I think of it as
better for a cold. So, next time I’m feeling stuffy, I know what I’m showering
with! J
It’s an ok sized sample at 1.5oz, though I feel like shower gels run out
quickly. Eh. Still not jumping up and down.
Moving right along, there is a sample from Paula’s Choice! I actually placed an
order to refill something from Paula’s Choice recently, so I know that I like
the brand. The sample BirchBox sent is the Skin
Balancing Super Antioxidant Concentrate Serum with Retinol. I like the
sounds of this, but I actually received the exact sample for free with my
order. That kind of dampers my enthusiasm, but then again the sample is tiny. It’s only a 5mL/0.17oz tube so
it’s kind of nice to have an extra to test out a bit longer. Good sample, but
just got one free. Still not thrilled. L
Moving on to the often dreaded little pouch. I’ll start with
the larger of the two products which is from Model Co. It’s a mascara! I always like trying mascaras, but as I
think I mentioned in one of these posts recently, I have so many to test out at this point that I kinda don’t want any more.
This sounds like a nice formula though that “adds length and volume to every
lash.” Who doesn’t want that? J It is called the POWERLASH High Impact Black Mascara. I
haven’t opened the tube yet to look at the brush because I don’t want it to dry
out before I have a chance to test it. I’m ok with this sample – it’s not quite
full size, but it’s a generous mascara sample. Plus I never find that I use up
an entire sample size before it should be tossed anyway. So I’ll take this
sample…but probably won’t try it for a while.
Last but not least, there is a Hydrating Lip Gloss. It’s from a brand called LuMESH, which I’ve never heard of. The shade is “Sadie,” which is a
pretty kind of nude pink. It is kind of sticky feeling on my hand, but I
haven’t actually worn it yet so hopefully it’s better on the lips. It is the tiniest little sample tube in the
world. But much like mascaras, I find it kind of rare that I go through an
entire lip product anyway. I just have too many! J
So, I’ll go with this, but I would have liked at least a slightly larger
sample.
My thoughts? BirchBox still stinks! J Ok, maybe just this month’s
box stinks. With the super tiny samples, a repeat (not BirchBox’s fault), and
just plain old duds, I’m just not very impressed. And I am actually rather
disappointed that I didn’t receive the sample I was given the chance to pick
myself. On the other hand, BirchBox did
give me an extra 100 points to use in their store, which basically made this
box free. You win some you lose some I suppose! Impress me next month BirchBox!
J Ugh. Why do I keep
subscribing? J