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Bikinis Are Evil, Niqabs Are Good

Posted on the 02 August 2016 by Calvinthedog

Bikinis are indecent, a sexist affront or battery on precious womanhood. But niqabs? Not a problem.

Or was it those hundred dollar bills tucked into her bikini, showing her to be a stripper or, more accurately, a whore. A lot of wimmin got triggered bad by seeing Hillary as a whore. It’s an insult to fair maidenhood! But wait a minute…Hillary…is…a…whore! She is a whore, dammit. “I am woman, hear me whore!”, she hollers at the DNC while her followers chant USA! USA! like Young Republicans and Lindsay puts his fingers in his ears. Saying Hillary is a whore is like saying the sky is blue.

One thing I always hated about feminists is their prudery. And here we have them lining up with the religious police in Saudi Arabia. The Wahhabis and the feminists deserve each other. Let’s put them all in one place, put a fence around it, let them slaughter each other or get married or whatever it is they do with each other, and the rest of us will bring the popcorn.

Get that? The PC Cultural Left SJW city government made them take down the bikini mural because some women saw it, got triggered and couldn’t get to safe place where there’s no men, like the YWCA, fast enough. Afterwards there was a lot of mini PTSD and therapy enough for everyone and then some.

Oh poor babies!

The leftwing city council removed a bikini mural because it was indecent! Wow. I didn’t sign up for this bullshit. I signed up for fucking in the streets, not sexual harassment manuals. Let me off the train now, dammit.


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