-Ben Affleck has just been named Entertainer of the Year by EW. Well, I guess his confused parenting style has been quite entertaining…
-Lindsay Lohan just got arrested again. Alright, can we just be done with her now? Everyone used to trot out the ol’ “but she’s so talented!” excuse for giving her another chance, but Liz & Dick buried that theory. Let’s stop pretending she’s still famous and maybe she’ll stop believing it too.
-What are the chances that this Jessica Simpson pregnancy won’t feel like it’s been going on for 17 years? Fingers crossed!
-Meanwhile, Jessica‘s publicist refused to comment on the pregnancy report, which means there’s totally a bun in that oven. Weight Watchers does not sound thrilled.
-Jared Leto looks like a woman now. I bet he still leans real nice, though.
-Here’s the 26-year-old art dealer (and son of Julian Schnabel!) who Demi Moore is probably boning.
-Amy Locane-Bovenizer (who everyone is referring to as a Melrose Place alum but she’ll always be Crybaby‘s Allison to me) , was convicted of vehicular homicide.
-Brad Pitt told his kids that he might be Santa. (Maybe he’s just trying to justify the bad beard.)
-Speaking of Santa, Stephen Colbert say he doesn’t exist — in Canada, anyway.
-New photos from the set of Catching Fire have landed.
-Shia LaBeouf might have broken up with his girlfriend to start dating Nymphomaniac co-star Mia Goth who — despite her last name — is disappointingly ungothy.
-Dear lord, someone just gave Squinty a new gig.
-Daniel Craig is officially a better shopper for baby stuff than me (though, to be fair, that’s a pretty large club).
-Dule Hill (Preston!) is separating from his wife.
-This Flight parody is long but awesome.
-Is Selena Gomez getting relationship advice from Katy Perry? And wouldn’t that be like getting sobriety tips from Charlie Sheen?
-Evangeline Lilly has the most unflattering, dated haircut I’ve ever seen. There better be a smoke monster to blame for this.
-Have you seen Silver Linings Playbook yet? It’s surprisingly great. It would have been much less great had David O. Russell went with his original casting vision: Vince Vaughn and Zooey Deschanel.
-What Halle Berry and her babysitter have to say may play a big part in whether or not prosecutors file criminal charges against Gabriel Aubry.
-It’s Breaking Bad, Bill Nye style!
-Here’s video of Community’s Alison Brie dancing the Charleston, which almost makes up for her finger-in-her-mouth posing.
-Bobbi Kristina Brown is having a rough week. First, she ended her engagement and now she’s crashed her car.
-All the closeups of Justin Bieber‘s face in his new perfume commercial make me feel like a creepy oldster. Also, would it have hurt him to throw in one quick fondue scene?!
-Kim Kardashian‘s lawyers were in court today, trying to get her divorce proceedings rolling (finally).
-How did I not know that Leslie Bibb was dating Sam Rockwell? Or did I know, and just repressed it out of irrational jealousy?
-This blog has made it to Round 2 of the Canadian Blog Awards. Please vote!
-Whoever is in charge of the Old Navy commercials this holiday season is killing it. First, they reunited the Griswolds, and now they’ve gifted us with “Twas the Jordan Knight Before Xmas.”
