Avant Garde (Scoop Me up a Bit Of)

Here's a little tip I'd like to suggest as a fan of music. If you're new, and you're trying to do something a little different, stop. You'll end up being like this:

This is a dramatic reinterpretation of a quite good original song by Cannonball Kid named "Coltrane." Your explanation of the creative process might look a little like this:
we inc0rporat3d the drum
for   ________tribal_ imagery
to attain the youth of a spirit boy
sining
and the harmonica for coltrane, for we haven't a sax
we made this when we were high having ate a bunch of snacks
we sang in separate KEYS to what is knowns by man
like it LOVE IT share it to all your best friends.
From:
~Crusty British Wankers.
Don't try to be abstract or Avant Garde. You just look silly. Now, go write some real music.
~Chris Engard