-In a new video about religion (I think?), Two and a Half Men star Angus T. Jones calls the show “filth” and urges you to stop watching it. It’s strange; he wasn’t complaining when he became the highest paid child star in TV, earning $300k per ep with a $500k signing bonus during contract negotiations in 2010.
-In case you missed the national tragedy that was Liz & Dick, Gawker has put together a supercut of Lindsay Lohan’s worst moments.
-Meanwhile, Lilo is reportedly “devastated” by the vicious reviews. What did she expect?! I’ve seen better emoting from a coffee pot.
-In happier(?) Lindsay news, Charlie Sheen reportedly gave her $100k to pay off her tax bills.
-In case you somehow weren’t convinced that Channing Tatum is a stand-up guy, Joseph Gordon-Levitt revealed that he got supportive emails from the Magic Mike star when JGL was spoofing him on SNL.
-Beyonce is going to direct her own biography. Is there nothing she can’t do?!
-Blake Lively‘s wedding photos won’t hit newsstands until Dec. 24. On the plus side, now you have something to distract you from the family drama.
-Chris Brown deleted his Twitter count, but not before throwing some truly horrific remarks a comedienne’s way. And now his followers are sending her death threats ’cause stupid breeds stupid.
-In other depressing Chris Brown news, Rihanna tweeted a picture on Saturday of him on her bed.
-Speaking of Rihanna, I really liked this article on the promotion of her latest album. ”You wonder if anyone’s made sure that Rihanna is OK.” Word.
-Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes spent a cuddly Thanksgiving in NYC.
-Andrew W.K. has been appointed the U.S. cultural ambassador to Bahrain. No, really. (Oh crap. The State Dept. just announced they’re backing out of the arrangement. Killjoys.)
-Justin Bieber doesn’t like it when you imply he’s white trash for wearing overalls to meet the prime minister, mmm-kay?
-In case you ever wanted to see Justin get punched in the face, it’s your lucky day (sorta).
-Cee-Lo Green has a new Christmas video (boo!) but it features Muppets (yay!).
-In a new interview, Oprah reveals a recent breast cancer scare and says she may shut down her magazine because she “hates bleeding money.”
-Lea Michele spent Thanksgiving snowboarding in Whistler with Cory Monteith.
-Meanwhile, Lea looks fab in the new issue of Flare.
-Speaking of glamorous photo shoots, check out little Abigail Breslin looking all grown up!
-Demi Lovato just got a huge new tattoo (or 12 little ones, depending on how you look at it.)
-This is supposedly Amanda Bynes. No word why she’d dressed like Fergie during her chola/Wild Orchid days.
-If someone had to team up to sing about cockroach sex, I guess I’m glad it’s Iggy Pop and Ke$ha.
-The Walking Dead‘s Norman Reedus (Daryl) is 45? Crazypants! He’s still hot — and still has great taste in music.
-A new Les Mis trailer has landed. Also, early reviews are trickling in and they are beyond gushing. Yay!
