Three dog day? Please, give me a freakin' break. So, what are we, chopped liver?
The woman says all we do is lie around all day and that doesn't make for very good pictures.
This is true. We are busiest at night with all the little toys to bat around.
Perhaps she needs to explore the night capabilities of her camera.
As if. She doesn't wake up even when we jump on her.
Our public will simply have to take it on trust that we are active and agile, especially between 2 and 4 am.
An aura of mystery never hurt anyone.