AG,
Thank you again for submitting You Gotta Be Kidding Us, to this year’s We Can’t Produce That Festival. We were shocked at the amount of money you must think we have based on the submission we received. Choosing 8 plays from over a gazillion submissions is no easy task, but it was made easier when we read your play and discovered you were out of your mind. We thank you for that.A great number of the submissions were of a very cheap production cost and I am not sorry to tell you that none of your pieces have been selected on this occasion. We couldn’t do this play if we wanted to. Hell, we couldn’t do your play if you strapped a pile of cash to a brick and threw it in our front window at: 5455 Wickamore Lane NY, New York 1bunchazeroes1between Please and Thank You aves.
Your imagination is huge.
That is inconvenient for theater.Next year try to write something that would make producing your play more manageable.K, ThanksKelli Ng & Thea Terre
