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2012 NFL Draft: Potential Nicknames For The Top 32 Prospects

By Beardandstache @BeardAndStache

2012 NFL Draft: Potential Nicknames For The Top 32 Prospects

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- Troy Ballard and Adam Parker


We know that you have read every mock on the internet.. twice. We know that every time you read your team's predicted selection, you want to throw your computer out the nearest window. We know that you're more stressed than most players entering the NFL Draft this year.
So, Troy and Adam decided to lighten the tone a little bit! We have gone through the top 32 prospects and given them a clever nickname that will hopefully carry over into their new NFL careers!
Some are meant to be just humorous, others are meant to be dead serious. Take a look, enjoy, and don't forget -- it only takes one person to spread a catchy nickname.
Andrew 'Mr. Perfect' Luck


Robert 'Captain America' Griffin III 


Matt 'Big Haus' Kalil 


Trent 'Train Outta Hell' Richardson 


Morris 'Don't Need No Test' Claiborne 


Justin 'Rocket-Boots' Blackmon 


Ryan 'Lover Boy' Tannehill 


Stephen 'Cockfight' Gilmore  


Fletcher 'Through The Roof' Cox



Michael 'One Too Many' Floyd


Dontari 'Runs Like a Doe' Poe


Melvin 'Utility Man' Ingram


David 'Road Rage' Castro


Mark 'Round-Da-World' Barron


Luke 'Coast to Coast' Kulechly


Courtney 'Rough Rider' Upshaw


Nick 'Can't Be Stopped, Won't Be Stopped' Perry


Riley 'All Business' Reiff


Jonathan 'Mr. Perfect's Secret Service' Martin


Dre 'Light 'Em Up' Kirkpatrick


Harrison 'The Hoodie's New Toy' Smith 


Dont'a 'The Captain' Hightower


Shea 'Blue Monster' McClellin


Stephen 'I Don't Get Paid to Block' Hill


Quinton 'Motivate Me' Coples


Jorel 'Denver's Last Hope' Worthy


Kendall 'I Miss RG3' Wright 


Whitney 'The Relentless' Mercilus


Cordy 'Swiss-Army Knife' Glenn


Peter 'The Enforcer' Konz


Janoris 'I Need a Shrink' Jenkins


Coby 'Baby Witten' Fleener




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