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13 Things We Probably Don't Agree On

By Brisdon @shutuprun
If you thought I was going to discuss religion or politics - you would be mistaken! I won't touch those subjects with a ten foot pole. Or, my finger toe.

13 Things We Probably Don't Agree On

Morton's toes rule! So do pedicures, but clearly
I'm out of the loop on that one.

Over the years I've realized there are things I like and hate that seem to completely go against the grain of civilization. Maybe this is true for everyone, I don't know. But, sometimes I feel like an oddball with my preferences. Don't know what I'm talking about? Read on.
1. I cannot run with a hand held bottle. I know I should, but it just feels wrong to me, like it throws me off balance. And, I hate running with anything in my hands. I know if I continue doing trail races and eventually ultras, I should probably get the hang of it, but for now it's just not my thing. I always go for my Hydraquiver from Orange Mud.
13 Things We Probably Don't Agree On

2. I don't like or eat ice cream. The taste is okay, but not worth the calories to me. And, it also sometimes make me feel shitty. Maybe it's an aversion from when I drank a huge milk shake that resulted in my most embarrassing moment ever (see HERE). So, don't ask me to go to DQ or anything like that. I'd rather go to a wine bar.
3. I like Atloids, but I can't handle a whole one (that's what she said), so I suck on it for about 30 seconds and spit it out (that's what she said). This is usually done in my car where I keep the Altoids. Once a month I pick up the semi-sucked on mints from the floor and throw them away.
4. I can't stand Monty Python movies and I especially can't stand when people quote from the movie and try to do the accent.
5. I hate my bare feet on the floor. I have to have slippers on my feet in my house. Always.

13 Things We Probably Don't Agree On

I knitted these. JK, they came from Kohls.


6. When I'm running with someone they have to be on my right side. It's just how it is. That works out really well when we are on the road because I'm always on the inside and then I am not the one to get hit by the car first.
7. I hate rum. And, gin. So when I visit the Caribbean I don't do all those daiquiris, Mai-Tais etc. And any martini I have is vodka based.
8. I don't like Twitter and rarely use it. Just not my thing.
9. That book, A Man Called Ove? Didn't love it. I know this will make me very unpopular. People have extreme love for that book. In fact, people at my book club asked me, "Do you even have a heart?"

A Man Called Ove: A Novel by [Backman, Fredrik]

NOPE


10. I don't understand all the hype about Nutella. Don't hit me.
11. When I go to Starbucks I always get straight coffee. Don't like the fancy drinks.
12. Please don't ask me to put pineapple on my pizza. I don't get it.
13 Things We Probably Don't Agree On

13. I don't spend any time in the bathroom when I poop. I'm in and out in about 2 minutes flat. I don't see any reason to hang out in there. I can think of better places to spend my time.
I could probably go on and on, but this is a good start.So, now it's your turn to tell me how much you disagree with me.
Tell me something you hate or love that most people would't agree with.
SUAR


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