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You’re Never Too Old to Row – Monmouth Celebrates an Ancient Mariner

By Girlontheriver @girlontheriver

When I was a youngster the idea of ever being as elderly as, say, 35 or 40 seemed appalling and inconceivable; anyone over the age of 21 was positively antique. But that was before I was introduced to the world of masters rowing, where with the passing of years comes not wisdom but useful handicaps, and each birthday brings you pleasingly closer to the next age category.

Maybe rowing involves some miraculous elixir that keeps you ever-youthful, because rowers just seem to go on and on and on. And so it was that last night at my club we celebrated the 80th birthday of the legendary John Jones.

I use the word ‘legendary’ advisedly – for John hit the headlines eight years ago when he suffered a cardiac arrest at the end of a race at our very own regatta. He is alive today only thanks to the ministrations of doctors who happened to be on the bank and a defibrillator rushed over from the leisure center.

Anyway, he is alive – very much so – and not only still rowing but still competing. It only seemed fitting, then, to celebrate his birthday with a scratch regatta in which John competed (and won).

So if anyone ever asks you if there’s an upper age limit for rowing, just sing them a snatch of Ol’ Man River which pretty much sums it up…

You, you and me, you know sometimes
We have to we have to sweat, sweat and strain
Our bodies, our bodies are all achin’
And wracked with a whole lot of pain

But Old Man River, he just keeps rollin’ a
Old Man River, he just keeps rollin’ along

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The official poster
The official poster
Has anyone seen John?
Has anyone seen John?
But which one is John?
But which one is John?

John rows at bow AND two...
John rows at bow AND two…
AND at stroke (with Girl on the River pulling faces at 7)
AND at stroke (with Girl on the River pulling faces at 7)
He's still got it.
He’s still got it.

Don't stop me now!
Don’t stop me now!
John's crew takes the lead
John’s crew takes the lead
More Johns
More Johns

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