Yesterday, we wrote about Kraft issuing a press release announcing intentions to sacrifice JELL-O pudding to the gods to avoid a Mayan apocalypse. Well, we have to hand it to the company’s marketing team or ad agency(ies) for coming up with another entertaining campaign, as we see that in Canada, Kraft Foods is offering a coupon for $3 off a bag of shredded cheese if you sell your soul.
Specifically, all you have to do is “sell your soul” by sharing details of the cheese or offer or whatever information is shared by clicking a Facebook “share” button.
3 Less Fun Coupons To Exchange For Your Soul
1. An expired coupon for Twinkies. Even if it hadn’t expired, we wonder whether your local store will honor a coupon from the financially-troubled Hostess Brands.
2. A coupon entitling you to the deed to a haunted mansion, where all you have to do is spend an evening in a haunted mansion. We don’t know where you clip your coupons, but if we’ve learned anything from cartoons, the mansion is never really haunted, and the crazy old uncle who bequeathed it to you is still alive and had an ulterior motive to play a prank on you.
3. A coupon for eBay, if you intend to use it to attempt to buy someone’s soul on eBay. As we’ve written about here, souls have been offered for a wide price range, starting around $3 on eBay. That said, selling your entire soul to only get a discount on a soul seems like a bad deal, especially since we question whether the discounted soul could be shipped in time for Christmas.
