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World’s Biggest Liar Competition Appears To Be Lying!

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

Today’s news tip comes from blogger List Of X (no relation to former WWE wrestler Mr. X) via email.

The Associated Press reports that in England, a “remote” pub held a “World’s Biggest Liar” Competition.

Well judges, you’ve been foiled, because if you were searching for the World’s Biggest Liar you would have to have competitors representing every country in the world, and not just some people in some “remote” town.

And that’s why you should never lie, because your lies will always unravel themselves.

Anyway, the competition barred lawyers and politicians, presumably because they are the World’s Biggest Liars, yet again proving this entire competition is a lie!

3 More Groups To Ban From A Lying Competition

1. Ghosts. They’re all like, “Look at me, I’m a ghost, I’m soooo scary.” And then when nobody believes them they make the walls start bleeding, ruining a perfectly good evening.

2. Used Car Salesman. Ever since a used car salesman sold us a fleet of brand new 2013 Chevrolet Volts with no miles on them, we never trust used car salespeople!

3. Ex-WWE Wrestler Mr. X. He wore a mask in the ring and always lost, and little did we know until we just visited Wikipedia he was also the evil referee Danny Davis, who of course could never be trusted, as anyone who watched 1980s wrestling knows!

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