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World Eagerly Awaits Which Chemically-Colored Smoke Will Emerge From The Vatican!

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

As reported in the New York Times, mystery chemicals will be burned in cartridges at the Vatican to let the world know via chimney-smoke whether a new pope has been chosen.

Black smoke = no new Pope.

White smoke = new Pope!

What 3 Other Colors Of Smoke Emerging From A Chimney At The Vatican May Mean

1. Greenish-Yellow Smoke. The color-producing cartridges were manufactured with budgetary considerations in mind, in Wuhan, China using the city’s yellowish-green smog.

2. Blue Smoke. Instead of reporting a new Pope hire, someone at the Vatican is about to be fired for making smoke the same color as the sky, leading to more spectator confusion!

3. Red Smoke. A new Pope has not been chosen, but enjoy this smoke advertising the remake of Red Dawn, now on DVD!


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