Gfb has learned that Payday loan company Wonga are to set up Foodbanks in England.
Ian Drunken Spliff
The move has received the backing of the Secretary of State for Work and Fuckery, Iain Drunken-Spliff who said, “People can borrow a few quid off Wonga whilst picking up their beans and stale Frosties. Wonga will seize the food in lieu of payment. If you don’t pay – you don’t eat! This will sort out obesity as well! Skinny and destitute – sounds like a plan to me!”
Drunken-Spliff then went for a lie down. And a shot of morphine.
Plans for Wonga to administer the Benefits system are well advanced. Benefits will become loans – With an interest rate of 4,678% per year the National Debt will be cleared in next to no time!
Gimp Morrising
