Here lately, Celebrity Baby Names are getting more & more out there. As someone who has an unusually spelled name myself, I can TOTALLY sympathize with the criticism, the “huh?”s & the mispronunciations they are sure to encounter in the future. Fortunately, their parents are rich, so I’m sure their staff/teachers/peers will be too afraid to say anything negative…to their faces. So in no particular order, here is a list of some of my fave “out-there” celebrity names. **I am no way teasing the innocent children of these celebrities…they can’t help what their parents chose for them & I hope they are never teased simply because their parents are egomaniac morons.**
- North West {Daughter of Kim Kardashian & Kanye West}
No, just no. I’ve read they plan on calling her “Nori” for short, so why not just name her that to begin with? It’s not a whole lot better but it is SOME better.
2. Maxwell Drew Johnson {Daughter of Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson}
You just know people are going to tease her for having a boy’s name or call her “maxi pad.” Good thing she’s gorgeous!
3. Kal-el Cage {Son of Nicholas Cage & Alice Kim}
At least he’ll have the Superman edge.
4. Moroccan Scott & Monroe Cannon “DemBabies” {Son & Daughter duo of Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon}
I read that Moroccan’s name was inspired by Mariah’s Moroccan themed room. Yikes. People get inspired by decor all of the time but I haven’t seen a kid named IKEA or Throw Pillow…yet.
5. Pilot Inspektor {Son of Jason Lee}
At least Pilots are cool!
6. Suri Cruise {Daughter of Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes}
Every time I see or hear it I just picture Billy Crystal singing OKLAHOMA’s The Surrey with the Fringe on Top in When Harry Met Sally.
She seems like a little DIVA already right?!
7. Rainbow Aurora Rotella {Daughter of Holly Madison & Pasquale Rotella}
I don’t know why, but to me it sounds like a gelato or fro-yo flavor. “Can I get a scoop of Rainbow Aurora Rotella in a Waffle Bowl please? Hold the gummy bears.”
Seriously, they pick ALL of those names & decide to call her Luna instead? I’m sure the person who had to type out that birth certificate was cussing them hardcore when they found that out!
9. Moxie Crimefighter Jillette {Daughter of Penn Jillette & Emily Zolten}
Comic book character name anyone? After watching him on Celebrity Apprentice, it definitely makes a lot more sense, what an arrogant turd.
10. The Oliver Children {Daughters & Son of Jamie & Jools Oliver}
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver
Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver
Candle/My Little Pony Names anyone? Sheesh.
