Sometimes, I feel like I'm still in labor. I swear.
I always wondered why they'd still be driving slowly around the streets if they'd run out of ice cream. Teasing bastards.
Diaries Magazine
I loved reading the entries for the No, we are not f*king there yet giveaway.
So many alleged truths came flooding back to me, as I read the supposedly well-meaning advice everyone was given about parenting.
Lies, I tell you! What a bunch of lies! I'm so glad #1Nana was wise enough to buy me Kaz Cooke books instead of the usual informative and airy-fairy baby books, when I was first expecting.
Here are the winning entries:
Sometimes, I feel like I'm still in labor. I swear.
I always wondered why they'd still be driving slowly around the streets if they'd run out of ice cream. Teasing bastards.
Sometimes, I feel like I'm still in labor. I swear.
I always wondered why they'd still be driving slowly around the streets if they'd run out of ice cream. Teasing bastards.
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