Whole Foods Market issued a press release in which its Executive Vice-President of Operations, David Lannon said:
“We are looking forward to deepening our connections with customers and saying ‘thank you’ and ‘we love you’ during this special Love Fest season…”
3 Questions That Arise From This Story
- “Are you really looking forward to telling customers you love them, David Lannon? Let us know how telling that to random strangers in a grocery aisle works out.”
- “How much does it suck having to be quoted in a corporate press release? We don’t know, but we look forward to some copywriter putting ridiculous words and delicious Whole Foods organic products in our mouths.”
- “Do you love your customers because they still shop at your stores despite one selling ‘asparagus stalks in a jar of water’ and others selling ‘items with labels inflating the quantities of the contents?’ That definitely sounds like true love and not pretend-love-based-on-money.”
