Prince presented an award for best record at tonight’s Grammy Awards, looking an awful lot like 1980s Prince.
3 Celebrities We Are Glad Are Not Vampires
1. Robert Pattinson (An actor who’s not that great an actor acting like they are a vampire when they really are a vampire makes them even a less great actor. Think about it!)
2. E.L. James (We don’t like it when fictional people are vampires. Especially ones who write fan fiction based on a vampire series that manages to be worse-written than the not-so-well-written vampire series the non-existent person is copying.)
3. The Quirky Lady From The Progressive Insurance Commercials. (Now where are we going to buy vampire insurance?)
