As we wrote yesterday, a new luxury iPad available from the United Kingdom includes splinters of 65-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Bones.
3 Worse Things To Include With An iPad
1. A coupon allowing 2 to dine for $9.99 at McDonald’s. Really? If you’re using this coupon on a date, you will have serious problems if you forget to include the sales tax on $9.99.
2. The complete first season of the family comedy “Dinosaurs.”
3. Instructions as to how a dinosaur can use an iPad! This will be too complicated as dinosaurs are still learning how to play overly-lenient words in Words With Friends like “AA”. How did American Airlines’ frequent flier program become a word on a pseudo-board game?
