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Watching the Masters

By Golfrefugees
How will you be watching the Masters?

Golf Refugees will sit on our eco chairs, made from recycled cardboard tubes, which are also very handy for storing your golf clubs and balls.

During the annoying ad breaks we take a trip into the garden and re-enact our favourite Augusta shots. Probably wise to use practice balls rather than the real mccoy. You may get an unlucky ricochet off the neighbour’s gazebo or slice one into their double-glazed conservatory.

Live Masters telly coverage is going to be a bit tricky unless you've paid your dosh to Murdock’s multi-zillion media empire. Apparently there is new sports package this year which includes phone hacking. Still, there are highlights on the beeb.

Even though we usually plug for a Brit, this year we are hoping for a Ryo victory.
On the basis that the winner’s cheque will go towards helping and re-building Japanese hearts and minds.

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