This little Raccoon could not be more excited for Disney’s new take on the ‘Sleeping Beauty’ story, that was until I saw the latest trailer.
I think it would be a struggle to make a creepier teaser for Maleficent, unless they asked Thom Yorke to wail alongside Lana Del Ray whilst the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz played the Harp.
The Classic song ‘Once upon a Dream’ has been transformed into the most disturbing lullaby of all time. This song will not induce sleep but perhaps an unintentional and minuscule cry for one’s own mother. Lana’s extremely low dulcet tones have really created the perfect atmosphere, for what is set to be the blockbuster hit of the summer.
Ol’ Chisel Cheeks Jolie
With Angelina Jolie taking on the role of the marvellously wicked Maleficent - all set to go with a new set of triangular chiselled cheekbones and piercing multi coloured eyes – this is a film that must not be missed.
