Whilst lots of bloggers have probably written a similar post I'm happy to go with the crowd on this - the kitschier the better! I think it might be the terrible puns - these days the only place I'm likely to get a job utilising my caption writing super-power [ok, it's not quite flight or x-ray vision] is for a British tabloid, but if I'd been born 50 years earlier I like to think I could have come up with some great cards. Here's some of my favourites:
Hipster girl in floral headpiece a la Desiree[1960s]
1950 card with 'real' eyelashes
Who dunnit - the mascara wand or the sharpened pencil?
Salad threesome - You 'bowl' me overI'd have worked 'toss' in there somewhere...[1970s]
Was this ever a phrase?![FHM version: You give me the horn]
Puns? Check.Small child showing underwear? Check.Dubious sexual advances? Check.Speaking of which...
Need a what - restraining order? You know it.[Slightly rapey looking Edwardian card]
Then we can marry and you can mend my clothes FOREVER!
Brokeback Mountain was heating up...
...and Ennis had the perfect card for Jack[1960s]
I'm at a loss as to why a little girl who appears to be weeing on a barrelmakes a suitable Valentine, but that's the joy of vintage for you.
I love this one, a random mix of niche fashion commentaryand unnecessary quotation marksPerfect for hat wearers Helga or La Dama
No words of love are best delivered on a pig's bum...
...Valentines Day is all about the STEAK!(Maybe not for veggies Eartha Kitsch and Vix)
Puss in Boots explores BDSM. And Mary Janes
Okay...this is not going to be a healthy relationship
Ahem.You can buy vintage Valentines cards for just a few pounds, so they're an affordable and adorable thing to collect. Some have been signed, but there are plenty of dead-stock examples available which would be a fun alternative to making your own (or buying one from Paperchase).
I'll leave you with one of my favourites, I love the artwork and it's sweet and funny - so much nicer than most you can buy these days:





Happy Valentines Day everybody!
Lakota x♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ If you can't get enough vintage Valentines, there's a load more on my Pinterest board. For the perfect present, see my previous post.
