Oily,
I am afraid of the dark. As a Vampire this causes issues regarding my work-life balance.
I’ve lost my torch.
Vlad, Bucharest
Oily Replies;
Vlad, I once shot a camp vamp romp in Voslovovitrichbitchstitchvitch.
Early 90’s. Wonderful part of the world. The rolling mountains like a fair maiden’s heaving bosoms. Except with goats on them.
The women were very hairy and manly. May well have been men now I think about it. The alleyway was dark, the local brew strong.
As she tenderly growled she picked me up and threw me over her shoulder assuring me that Igor was a girl’s name in that part of the world. And who was I to argue. Especially with two broken ribs.
As the song goes “Fang Heaven for little girls……..”
Oily
