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• The Twin Tornado Turn Six Tomorrow. I Can't Deal.

  

  This was just a week ago.Expecting to see them smoking and drinking any day now. My babies are turning six tomorrow. SIX. I can't deal. Today alone, so much... Read more

  Posted on 04 January 2015 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Outrageous Pregnancy Allegations

  

  Image Source Too outraged to blog today. Was innocently enjoying a pool-side cocktail, when some moron actually said: So are you worried about having twins... Read more

  Posted on 28 December 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Other Mother

  

  Image Source This is going to be my new, economical babysitting strategy. A few weeks ago #1Hubby and I went out to dinner. We called on our go-to sitter (who... Read more

  Posted on 21 December 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Bing Lee Winning : The Big Reveal

  

  EXPOSED : I went to bed with an electrical appliance......a Dyson DC59 vacuum. That is what had #1Hubby more excited than [Insert any reasonable and normal... Read more

  Posted on 20 November 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Nailed It : School Award Acceptance

  

  Image Source Last week Miss9's class had their turn hosting the school assembly. Much woohooing from me as the theme did not require a hand made costume or any... Read more

  Posted on 27 October 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Milestone Anniversary Celebrations : Nailed It

  

  Last week was all about love stories. George Clooney SETTLED for his UN lawyer multi millionaire humanitarian stunner who is all things uber stylish and shit bu... Read more

  Posted on 09 October 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Drop It Like It's Hot. Please.

  

  Image SourceRespect. Being my child, Mstr5 enjoys the great rappers of our time, so I even deferred to Snoop Dogg for some sage advice to DROP IT LIKE IT'S... Read more

  Posted on 29 September 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Simultaneously High Fiving and Face Palming

  

  Image SourceSearched for hours to find a worse gift giving parent than me. Huzzah! What parent is completely clueless when it comes to their child's 9th... Read more

  Posted on 24 September 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Threatened to Join Mstr5's Karate Class

  

  Image sourceRe-enacting this for the family Christmas Card this year. I cringe at the cost of extra curricular lessons. Mostly, I equate it to how many bottles... Read more

  Posted on 22 September 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Just Gave Myself a Promotion to Middle Management

  

  Image sourceI totally did. Our 15th Wedding anniversary is just a couple of weeks away, but #1Hubby and I have reached a far more significant milestone. Read more

  Posted on 16 September 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Top 10 Reasons My Kids Refused Dinner This Week

  

  Image sourceIt's funny, until you're living it. Times three My kids aren't normally terribly fussy eaters. I'm pretty lucky and they usually eat whatever I make... Read more

  Posted on 12 September 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Have You Lost Weight?

  

  Image Source Golden Rule : Never ask after someone's weight unless you know, without a doubt, that they have lost weight. Obvious, right? Not to kids who know... Read more

  Posted on 28 August 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Upgrade Fail : A Brief Pause at the Pointy End of the Plane

  

  Image Source Following on from Monday's post about my near miss with a Cambodian cavity search, I bring you the lead up / follow on / surrounding fail that... Read more

  Posted on 26 August 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Faux Transformer Related Cavity Search Crisis Averted

  

  It's been a week between posts, but my butt cheeks have only just sufficiently un-clenched in order for me to recount the tale of how a dodgy knock-off... Read more

  Posted on 24 August 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Post Demonstrating My Level of Fatigue in (mostly) Images

  

  Have just got home from a full day and night of flights filled with flatulent passengers. Please accept this lame excuse for far more entertaining post in... Read more

  Posted on 12 August 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Location, Location

  

  Could not find a relevant funny pic. Found this and was all like YES. TOTALLY. So please enjoy this unrelated but also completely accurate funny instead. It's... Read more

  Posted on 07 August 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Being a Responsible Mother and Planning Ahead

  

  Image Source It's taken a degree of passive persuasion, but I have succeeded in steering The Feral Threesome's little minds towards career paths. Read more

  Posted on 04 August 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Potatoes

  

  Image source Seriously, what kid does not like potato? We're talking french fries, chips, crisps. Mstr5 is going all Master Chef on me on a daily basis. FFS!? H... Read more

  Posted on 01 August 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Forget Doctor Google, TV is Where It's at

  

  Where is Dr Ross when I need him? Miss8 is apparently exceptionally unwell with a whole range of ailments. She tells me so frequently. Read more

  Posted on 28 July 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Tribute to YouTube Parenting

  

  Image Source Dear YouTube, Thank you, from the bottom of my wine soaked mummy tummy, for all the things you've schooled me in. So far this week alone, there hav... Read more

  Posted on 22 July 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION