Parentalparody

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• Hello George...

  

  It has happened. I am with child. This is the golden child. The mother of all children (heh). The one. In the event of a fire or other evacuation type emergency... Read more

  Posted on 01 July 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : The Twin Tornado. Again.

  

  Mstr3 is all about farting at the moment. He does it, then loudly declares "Pooh Mummy! You stinky bum!". Always in public. Always smelly. Read more

  Posted on 28 June 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Red Nose Day

  

  When I get angry, frustrated or stressed, my nose glows. Like rudolph with a muffin top to drag around in place of a sleigh. Ho ho ho. Suffice to say, I'm... Read more

  Posted on 26 June 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS?! Friday: Toys - Mine and Theirs

  

  I know I've mentioned this already - but my beloved coffee machine broke on Wednesday. FFS. I am without hard core caffeination on the domestic front. FFS.... Read more

  Posted on 21 June 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : The Neighbourly Edition

  

  Linking up with WOA DearBabyG for my weekly whine. Speaking of DearBabyG. I'm actually thinking of moving in with her and HB in order to escape my neighbor. FFS. Read more

  Posted on 15 June 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Working Late, Or is He?

  

  It's gradually dawned on me that #1Hubby is working later and later. Not late-late. No all-nighters, no coming home after the kids have gone to bed. Just late... Read more

  Posted on 12 June 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Twin Vs Twin and I'm the One Losing

  

  The Twin Tornado are in a contest. The good news is, one of them is guaranteed to win, and the other will come a place. That’s because it’s only them in this... Read more

  Posted on 10 June 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Whine, Wine and White Hairs

  

  Linking up with mah homey DearBabyG as usual for the weekly whinathon. Labelling it a whinathon means I can dedicate lengthy periods of time to wine consumption... Read more

  Posted on 07 June 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Grand Mirage Resort & Thalasso Bali : Review

  

  As I sit at home writing this review it is cold, very cold. It's also overcast and we're expecting rain any minute now. Obviously this means The Feral... Read more

  Posted on 03 June 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday: The Follow-up

  

  Following last week's eating issues, Mstr3 chewed one mouthful of chicken and vegetable risotto for EIGHTEEN MINUTES last night. FFS. No shit. I timed him. Read more

  Posted on 31 May 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Dear Me

  

  So everyone seems to be writing letters to their younger selves. Since I am without blog post ready to publish, and have just been taking a trip down memory lan... Read more

  Posted on 29 May 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Omg Omg Omg

  

  I had one of those mega OMG OMG OMG hand flapping moments on Friday afternoon. I arrived a little early to pick Miss6 up from school, and so I went to the offic... Read more

  Posted on 27 May 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS?! Friday

  

  This week's ranty whine is dedicated to Mummy's Little Boy - Mstr3. He's so freaking lucky he is Mummy's Little Boy, because I would've given him away this... Read more

  Posted on 24 May 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Welcome to the 'hood, Yo

  

  The front unit in our set of 3 has been vacant since the gorgeous elderly original owner "moved upstairs" around 4 months ago. Read more

  Posted on 22 May 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Blogging is Sport = Hello Bali!

  

  #1Hubby is considering playing football/cricket/golf/marbles again. I am completely supportive in the most unsupportive possible way. Why? Read more

  Posted on 21 May 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : The Multi-whine Edition

  

  Linking up as usual to get my weekly whine on with my homey DearBabyG. This week, I have been provided with the shits by various and multiple things, none of... Read more

  Posted on 18 May 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Open Letter to Schools and Daycare Centres

  

  Dear Carers, Great job on the nurturing and educating front. Seriously, kudos. I don’t know how you do it. I, for one, don't have the patience to last one... Read more

  Posted on 15 May 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Child-free Mother's Day

  

  So Mother’s…was your Mother’s Day all that it could be? Did you get your ideal giftage? Did you spend the day the way you really truly wanted to? Read more

  Posted on 14 May 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday: The Karmic Edition

  

  Linking up with DearBabyG for my weekly whine. On Monday I made an awesome curry. Popped it in the slow cooker, patted myself on the back (it was more of a... Read more

  Posted on 10 May 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

  Please accept my humble apologies for the lack of blog post today. You see, I won lotto last night. Crap loads of lotto. Therefore, today I am busy doing the... Read more

  Posted on 08 May 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION