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Parental Parody
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Stay at home Mum to Miss5 (who thinks she's a Miss25) and the twin tornado - Mstr2 (lover of purple, florals and Dora) who should've been the Miss; and Miss2 (resident ninja tyrant, ruling the toy room by fear and intimidation) who should've been the Mstr.
I'm severely average at the parenting gig. Instead of improving my maternal skills, I blog about it with an inherently sarcastic sense of humour. It's my own personal version of therapy.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 466 )
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#Winning : Kellogg's Breakfast Crusade
Just a quick post to advise the winner of the Kellogg's Breakfast Crusade pack. Congrats, woohooing and fist bumps to Jenny A Watson for her genius idea of... Read more
Posted on 23 October 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
Santa Email: Christmas Shopping While Sipping Wine and Wearing Tracksuit Pants
Sound the alarms - Christmas is a mere 64 days away. It's well and truly time to start whining... "What do I get Miss7 that she won't roll her eyes at and tire... Read more
Posted on 21 October 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
FFS!? Friday: Birthday Cakes
I'd just like to state up front that no, you cannot have your cake and eat it too. FFS!? So I blogged about having the "it's not a party... Read more
Posted on 18 October 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
Clause for a Cause: Variety Santa Fun Run
It's just 38 68 days until Christmas. Thank you Rachel Callus for pointing out my killer math fail...38 or 68, it's close enough, yes? Shut up OMG I know... Read more
Posted on 18 October 2012 CHARITY, DIARIES -
Winner: Liz Davenport's 'Liz A Life Of Colour'
Just a quick post to announce the winner of the signed copy of Liz: A Life of Colour. The winner winner chicken dinner is ReeB73 - she had years of suffering... Read more
Posted on 15 October 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
Breakfast: It's What All the Cool Kids Eat
So I'm really big on breakfast at the moment, having recently watched a documentary (I know! I watched something other than The Real Housewives of all the world... Read more
Posted on 14 October 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
FFS!? Friday: Insurance
Well FFS!? if I didn't forget the first birthday of FFS!? Friday last week. I'm like that Aunt who sends birthday cards so late that there's no way anyone... Read more
Posted on 11 October 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
School Holidays Observations: Week 1
Miss6 is a more capable parent than I am She's all about putting her best foot forward in the lead up to her 7th birthday this week. Read more
Posted on 07 October 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
Operation: It's Not a Party...party
Miss6 becomes Miss7 on 10th October. We've been doing the countdown for BLOODY AGES. I'm thrilled she can count backwards from such high figures, but really,... Read more
Posted on 30 September 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
FFS!? Friday: Ruining My Public Image
I interrupt my usual random FFS!? style whining with a FFS!? Friday post dedicated solely to Wednesday morning and Miss6's school assembly. It warrants a... Read more
Posted on 27 September 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
Digital Parents September Blog Carnival - in Tha House!
Bloggers represent! I'm sorry, I can't help but channel my inner 14 year old skater dude when I feel the need to fist bump. And that's exactly what I want to... Read more
Posted on 25 September 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Clothesline Smackdown - It's Coming
I'm on the verge of going postal. The clothesline move will be used, with maximum irony since my postal-ness is specifically in relation to laundry and #1Hubby. Read more
Posted on 23 September 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
FFS!? Friday: Junkies, Peanut Butter and Shed Words
Straight into the business of FFS-ing this week.... I was too caught up watching the end of an episode of The Real Housewives of NYC that I'd missed, that I... Read more
Posted on 20 September 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
There's No SPORT in TEAM
I'm currently accepting applications for a new sporting club. You needn't be athletically inclined. There will be no short pleated skirts, so don't even bother... Read more
Posted on 18 September 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
Lunch with (a Side Of) Nad's
In between an illustrious career working on military bases and then attempting to live vicariously through the holiday bookings of others, I attempted a... Read more
Posted on 17 September 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
FFS!? Friday: FFS-less....FFS
This is my hands-down all time favorite movie clip... AND DENNNN....? NO AND THEN! AND DENNNNNNNN...? NO AND THEN! AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN!? NO AND THEN... Read more
Posted on 13 September 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
Family Reunion, Parental Parody Style
Thank the Vodka Gods, the #1Grandparents have finally returned from their month long inheritance-draining junket around Cambodia and Vietnam. My babysitters hav... Read more
Posted on 09 September 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
FFS!? Friday: Man Flu
This week's FFS!? Friday is bought to you by cough lozenges, whoever makes the budget sandpaper rough tissues that leave my nose looking like I have an obvious... Read more
Posted on 06 September 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
Moving to America: Decisions Made While Highly Medicated and Slightly Intoxicated
It has come to my attention, via some awesome cable TV style schooling, that I must up and move from Oz to the US of A. I have no family in America. I only... Read more
Posted on 05 September 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
We're Not at Macca's Anymore, Twin Tornado
Which was supposed to be some witty word play on "We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto". Word play fail. I strayed from my usual routine of heading to Macca’s... Read more
Posted on 02 September 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION