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Parental Parody http://www.parentalparody.com/
Stay at home Mum to Miss5 (who thinks she's a Miss25) and the twin tornado - Mstr2 (lover of purple, florals and Dora) who should've been the Miss; and Miss2 (resident ninja tyrant, ruling the toy room by fear and intimidation) who should've been the Mstr.

I'm severely average at the parenting gig. Instead of improving my maternal skills, I blog about it with an inherently sarcastic sense of humour. It's my own personal version of therapy.

LATEST ARTICLES ( 466 )

#Winning : Disney Games

I'm far too busy paddling in the pool and attempting not to spill my cocktail to bother with the attempted witty banter. So, without further ado.... Read more
Posted on 23 December 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
FFS!? Friday : Displaced Walrus

No multiple whines for FFS!? Friday this week. Instead, I bring you one big fat FFS!? I’ve been observing how Miss7’s teacher manages to keep the entire class... Read more
Posted on 21 December 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
My Ideal 12 Days of Christmas

Skippping to the final verse.... On the twelfth day of Christmas, I wish my family would give to meeeee... 12 bottles of boo-ooze Outrageously expensive stuff.... Read more
Posted on 19 December 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
A Few Burning Questions and Oompa Loompa Fears

I’m about to embark upon a first. My first spray tan. I’m not entirely sure why, beyond the fact that #1Nana said she’d shout me, and I’m all about the freebies. Read more
Posted on 17 December 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
20 Bloggers and a BYO Christmas Party

Picture it, if you will.... 19 bloggers spread across two big tables at a restaurant with a BYO policy. When glasses weren't in hand, it was mobile phones. Ther... Read more
Posted on 09 December 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
FFS!? Friday: Ho Freakin' Ho

Where my Ho's at, yo? The Feral Threesome commenced constant their festive whiney begging and pleading for EVERYFREAKINGTHING around October. We’re talking 2... Read more
Posted on 07 December 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
Remember When You Used to Go Out?

I often fondly reminisce about ye olde days. I'm talking in the BC era - Before Children.The heady days of double incomes and zero kids to sap the life force... Read more
Posted on 05 December 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
Pink Poppy Princess Puzzle

We interrupt your usual sarcastic whining and rambling to announce the winner of the Pink Poppy Princess Puzzle giveaway. Congrats, golf claps, fairy farts and... Read more
Posted on 04 December 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
Pepsi Next

Alternatively titled: The one where shit nearly went down between #1Pop and I. You may remember #1Pop from his last review. He was all up himself following his... Read more
Posted on 03 December 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
FFS!? Friday: Somebody Call the Wahmbulance

A quick side note - the winner of the Sammy Sea Patrol Giveaway is Trish Beatty. May your water usage always be of a safe nature, Trish. No FFS!? But enough of... Read more
Posted on 29 November 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
Get Lost! But in a Nice Way

Today I've been a lady who lunches. Dahhhlings! For the first time since we started teaming up to attend events together, I actually drove Glowless somewhere.... Read more
Posted on 28 November 2012 DESTINATIONS, TRAVEL
FFS!? Friday: Hot Nurses, Catheters and Crap

Warning: This post is all kinds of TMI As you know, I took a week off life to lull about in ICU. I timed my toxic meltdown with my birthday. Read more
Posted on 22 November 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
#Winning with a Side of Toxic Shock

Business first: The winner of the Well, Naturally choctastic giveaway is Kit Fox - for likening the decision of having to name your favourite chocolate flavour... Read more
Posted on 18 November 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
FFS!? Friday: Sleep Over

So we somewhat stupidly and naively decided to drive 5 hours up the coast for the weekend. Surprisingly, the drive went well. No FFS. Read more
Posted on 08 November 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
#Winning: No, We Are Not F*king There Yet!

I loved reading the entries for the No, we are not f*king there yet giveaway. So many alleged truths came flooding back to me, as I read the supposedly... Read more
Posted on 06 November 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
FFS!? Friday: Mini MoFo's

Just a few things this week: 1. The Twin Tornado are screwing with me, FFS. Again. FFS. And they're winning. FFS. They've taken to removing my mouse and hiding... Read more
Posted on 01 November 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
BREAKING NEWS - Theory of Evolution : An Update

Forget the great debate over what came first: The chicken or the egg? Forget the whole theory of evolution. None of that matters, because I am about to blow you... Read more
Posted on 30 October 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
FFS!? Friday: Can I Help You?

Cheap shit toys. 'Nuff said, am I right? FFS. But in order to share the FFSness of it all, I filmed the main culprits of craptasticness for your own ear bleedin... Read more
Posted on 26 October 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
CanTeen: Yes You Can.....even If You're Not a Teen

Okay so forgive the word play fail. CanTeen is an Australian organisation that raises funds to support young people living with cancer. Imagine being a teen,... Read more
Posted on 25 October 2012 CHARITY, DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION, SOCIETY
Don't Look Under the Bed: A pre-Halloween Horror Story

It's a lesson you learn from horror movies - whatever you do, don't look under the bed. Or beds, in my case. To recount my own personal horror movie scenario,... Read more
Posted on 24 October 2012 DIARIES, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

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