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• FFS!? Friday : Canteen Karma

  

  Image Credit I did it. I roused the canteen karma peeps with my gloaty posts about my canteen awesomeness. Last week's canteen efforts consisted of: 1 potato... Read more

  Posted on 13 June 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Winter Washing Whine

  

   Ye olde worlde clothes dryer Like so many domestic goddesses, I spend half my life in the laundry. FFS!? I don't have a dryer. FFS!? Read more

  Posted on 06 June 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Shocking Confession

  

  It is with much shame and disgust that I must confess. I'm not proud of myself. It certainly wasn't one of my finest moments. And there have been so many to... Read more

  Posted on 04 June 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Unhappy with the Happy Snappers

  

  Image CreditNot to be dramatic or anything....but cameras are evil, soul stealing things Let me preface this post by saying I am not a happy snapper. Read more

  Posted on 31 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Canteen Crowing

  

   Image CreditNot on my f *ing watch, Gordon Today I'm enjoying the afterglow of being one of those helpful school parents. Yesterday I did canteen duty.... Read more

  Posted on 28 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Attention World : I EXERCISED

  

  Image CreditNot me. I am not smart enough to think of this. It wasn't enough for me to proclaim my one act of physical fitness on 'The Book'. Obviously it... Read more

  Posted on 26 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Tradesmen in Da House

  

  Image Credit Let me be clear - I'm not whining about Tradesmen as such. It's all about what I have to do because they're there. It means I have to clean. FFS!? Read more

  Posted on 23 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Grow up and Put Some Clothes on

  

  Image Credit It's official. It's getting harder and harder for me to cling to my claims that I'm still 28 years old. I went on a girls' night out Saturday night. Read more

  Posted on 21 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Attention All Dads : You Need to Read This

  

  Seriously, you do. It's comedic genius. The best parenting book I've read (sorry Kaz Cooke, but this is even funnier). Paul Merrill's Muddle Your Way Through... Read more

  Posted on 19 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• We're Home....for Now

  

  Image Credit And so to conclude the post-Singapore posts. I love Singapore. It was a fantastic break from our usual tiring routine. #1Hubby and I got along... Read more

  Posted on 16 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Singapore Fine Dining - The White Rabbit

  

  The post where we go all high class. No, really. It's fitting that The White Rabbit is housed in a restored former British Army church, because the meal was a... Read more

  Posted on 15 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Singapore in 24 Child-free Hours

  

  For this week's posts I bring you a quick wrap up of our Singapore fling, complete with Singapore Sling's.... I promise that will be the last of my poorly... Read more

  Posted on 14 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Moustache Cultivation

  

  Image Credit Imma gonna let my mo grow because it compliments my red neck image, y'all. I swear this is my last swimming lessons related post. It's not... Read more

  Posted on 09 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Happy Birthday

  

  Image Credit I did promise a hot pink bikini shot for your birthday #1Hubby, so enjoy #1Hubby turns the big 4-0 today. Please immediately note that I was a chil... Read more

  Posted on 07 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Taking the Piss. Literally.

  

  So my first FFS!? is the fact that I had this post all written up and scheduled for last Friday, only I hit "Save" and not "Publish", meaning I was FFS-less las... Read more

  Posted on 02 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Too Busy to Blog : I'm Parking

  

  I would just like you all to know that I am far too busy to blog today, because I am otherwise occupied parking. I will be at the park with The Feral Threesome... Read more

  Posted on 01 May 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Talented Little Shit

  

  I'm currently spending a couple of days with the #1Grandparents in Lancelin. Read : Breaking up the boredom of school holidays while lightening #1Nana's booze... Read more

  Posted on 29 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Swimming Lessons Observations

  

  The Feral Threesome have always attended swimming lessons. Usually once a week during school terms, until I got wise to the fact that I could compact that... Read more

  Posted on 23 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• School Holidays Survival : Dojo Style

  

  Which is not to be confused with the whole super ninja training dojo thing. While I do love wearing black, the thought of all that strenuous exercise scares... Read more

  Posted on 21 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Car Crap and Crap Cars

  

  Image CreditA literal crap car. Multi-purpose engineering genius. As mentioned in Monday's post, and whined about on Facebook, I had extensive car troubles... Read more

  Posted on 18 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION