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• The Leaning Tower of Lego Pisa and an Epic Catastrophe

  

  Oh hey you guys - just me - checking in. Months between posts, I know. I've been super busy messing with my kids, stuffing up the parenting thing, laughing at... Read more

  Posted on 01 September 2019 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Mothers' Day

  

  That pretty much sums up Mothers' Day. #1Hubby was trying his best to appease me by finally clearing his work crap out of the garage, eleventybillion years afte... Read more

  Posted on 14 May 2019 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• I'm a Survivor - Like Beyonce...but More Jeff Probst, Really

  

  OUTWIT...the mini-me's into doing stuff for me since they're home all day OUTPLAY...my darlings, against each other, for who wins the prize as my favourite... Read more

  Posted on 30 April 2019 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• It's Nearly Easter - Grab Your Hot Glue Gun and Get Ready

  

  It's that time of year again - the annual Easter Hat Parade. I can almost smell the scent of my hot glue gun sizzled skin in the air....again. Read more

  Posted on 28 March 2019 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Being My Best Self - I'm Back

  

  You guys! You guys... It has been a hot minute / year and a bit. I've been off being the best me that I can be, and shit. Firstly, there was a little hate from... Read more

  Posted on 18 March 2019 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Losing "it"

  

  Image Source I'm pretty sure that I've lost "it" - my parenting mojo. The Feral Threesome have out-grown me. They no longer buy into all of my bullshit, and... Read more

  Posted on 28 June 2017 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

  

  Image source Okay you guys. I have a bazillion excuses for you re: my absence. Not in any order.... I found a whole lot more Real Housewives of the World style... Read more

  Posted on 12 June 2017 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Trolls Available on iTunes

  

  As in the movie. Not to be confused with my 3 sweet little darling trolls Bring home happy, buy Trolls first on Digital HD March 1st I am probably the last... Read more

  Posted on 28 February 2017 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Sun Island Bali : Part 2 - Seminyak and Kuta

  

  Following on from my previous post, I bring you our final two stops. Our third stay was a place I've honestly wanted to try for many years - Sun Island... Read more

  Posted on 02 November 2016 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Sun Island Bali : Part 1 - Legian and Kuta

  

  I'll tell anyone who will listen (and even those who won't) how much I love Bali. It's my favourite place in the world, and I'm fortunate enough to visit... Read more

  Posted on 30 October 2016 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Father's Day Gift Guide - How to Nail It (you're Welcome)

  

  Father's Day is imminent. In our family, we celebrate Mother's Day by Daddy taking the kids out and allowing yours truly some kid-free time. Read more

  Posted on 25 August 2016 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• 5 Minutes : Part 2 (the Other 2 and a Half Minutes for Those Who Are Sticklers...

  

  Refer to last week's post for a funny pic / excellent cake design Alternatively titled - It's the little things Alternatively alternatively titled - It's been... Read more

  Posted on 02 August 2016 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• 5 Minutes : Part 1 (So, Like 2 and a Half Minutes, Or Whatever)

  

  Alternatively titled - It's the little things Alternatively alternatively titled - It's been a slow week Alternatively alternatively alternatively titled -... Read more

  Posted on 28 July 2016 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Kung Fu Panda 3 - Just in Time for School Holidays

  

  The school holidays are imminent. It is winter. I swear my palms are already sweating at the thought of being locked up indoors with the little treasures for 2... Read more

  Posted on 22 June 2016 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Cruising....off on a Tangent of Outrage and Vindication

  

  Image source You guys. Last night I was all WOOHOO because we're off on our cruise this morning. I was full of anticipation and much excitement. Until #1Hubby... Read more

  Posted on 02 May 2016 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Anchors Away : We're Going on a Cruise

  

  Image source After extensive research, I came across a cruise ship with kids club hours longer than my go-to resort. That was enough to tip #1Hubby over the... Read more

  Posted on 26 April 2016 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Doing the Hard Yards, Like a Pro

  

  Imagine that's a black sports bra.Lots of sweat pouring down the anguished face.Arms wedged firmly against the head.Add a sweaty pony tail to the back.Then... Read more

  Posted on 12 April 2016 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Treading Lightly...

  

  I bought a treadmill. No, really. I'll give you a moment to digest that and cease snort laughing. It was a bargain, as a friend no longer wanted it. Read more

  Posted on 06 April 2016 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Easter : Nailed It....

  

  Image sourceThis totally ties in when you get to the part where I refer to #1Hubby's Easter egg.... It is with great pleasure that I break my internet silence... Read more

  Posted on 03 April 2016 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• I Can't Even.....

  

  Image credit The kids put the Christmas tree up last night. Without my supervision. I am yet to look at it. I'm weeping on the inside for what I know will... Read more

  Posted on 01 December 2015 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION