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• Report: Porsche To Mass Produce Electric Sports Car

  USA Today reports that Porsche has plans to mass produce an electric sports car. The car will have 600 horsepower.3 Questions That Arise From This Story Since... Read more

  Posted on 06 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Stolen U.S. Credit Cards Worth As Low As $5 On Black Market

  Yahoo Finance reports that stolen U.S. credit card information is worth as little as $5 on the black market.3 Theories We Have As To Why Getting busted by polic... Read more

  Posted on 05 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Guinness Beer Plans A Vegan Version… So What Animal Product Is In It, You Ask?

  CNN reports that Guinness plans on eliminating an ingredient used to filter yeast from its beer brewed in Ireland. It won’t be removing the ingredient from... Read more

  Posted on 04 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Finally A Car With A Moose Alert!

  Yahoo Finance reports that the Swedish-carmaker-owned-by-a-Chinese-Company, Volvo has introduced a car that warns you if there is a moose on the road. Read more

  Posted on 04 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Mark Zuckerberg Pledges To Give 99% Of Facebook Stock To Charity… And Why It...

  Hooray! CNN reports Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg has pledged to give away stock currently valued at $45 billion to charity.3 Ironic Things From This Story People... Read more

  Posted on 03 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Yahoo! Assets For Sale…

  CNBC reports that Yahoo’s Board of Directors is considering selling its core assets.3 Yahoo Core Assets We’d Like To Buy Angry illogical message board posts. Al... Read more

  Posted on 02 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Down To The Wire Cyber Monday Republican Party Candidate Sales

  Free denounced Canadian citizenship documents from Canadian-born Ted Cruz with every U.S. dollar* donated online to the Cruz campaign. Read more

  Posted on 01 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Cyber Monday Republican Sales We Want To See Tomorrow

  Buy anything on the internet, and Donald Trump receives 12% off support in latest polls.* Donate to Ben Carson campaign online and receive actual grain found... Read more

  Posted on 29 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Cyber Monday Republican Candidate Sales We Hope To See

  It’s just a few days until Cyber Monday!  Here are some deals we’d like to see: Free roast for anyone who follows Donald Trump on Twitter. Read more

  Posted on 28 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Last Minute Republican Black Friday Sales

  10% off next book written by Ted Cruz for every donation made to his campaign by midnight.* Free carbon emissions in exchange for putting any Republican... Read more

  Posted on 28 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Black Friday Republican Candidate Sales We’d Like To See

  Buy one candidate via a Super PAC, get one free.* 50% off Chris Christie. (via a post-Thanksgiving meal weight loss plan). Free Night At Any Trump Casino If... Read more

  Posted on 27 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We Have 3 Dumber Shopping Names Than “Super Saturday” and “Cyber Monday”

  Yahoo Finance reports that according to Foursquare data, “Super Saturday,” the first day after Black Friday is actually the U.S. biggest shopping day of the... Read more

  Posted on 25 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Yahoo Finance Useless Headline Of The Year

  Here is a headline from Yahoo Finance today:“Yahoo Finance Exclusive: What keeps Warren Buffett up at night.”Ooooh what could it be?  He’s one of the smartest,... Read more

  Posted on 25 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Car Full Of Clowns Rescues Women

  The Toronto Sun reports that a man dressed as a clown rescued two women from being harassed by a man in the streets dressed in a shirt, shorts, and no shoes. Read more

  Posted on 24 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Pregnant Woman Completes College Test While In Labor

  CNN reports that a pregnant Georgia woman completed a college psychology exam online while in labor at the hospital. The baby was born soonafter a-okay! Read more

  Posted on 22 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Bride Destroys Wedding Dress After Wedding Called Off Via Text

  CNN reports that a bride, who was engaged for two years, received a text message calling the wedding off. So her and her bridesmaids attended a color fun fest... Read more

  Posted on 21 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Animail Airport Terminal.

  Women On Their Way reports that JFK plans to open an animal airport terminal nicknamed the “Ark.”The building will reportedly include: “climate-controlled... Read more

  Posted on 20 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Facebook Reports Comcast Has Dropped the YES Network From...

  Facebook reports Comcast has dropped the YES network from its channel line-up.YES includes games from the Yankees and Brooklyn Nets, while Comcast owns part of... Read more

  Posted on 20 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• CNN Headline: “Squirrel Drops Off Endangered List”

  CNN ran this headline today. We didn’t bother reading the story, however, here are 3 items we imagine are on the squirrel’s endangered list: Acorns. Read more

  Posted on 19 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Oxford Dictionaries Names Emoji “Word Of The Year”

  Complex reports that the Oxford Dictionaries has named the Emoji with tears coming out of its eyes and a smile the “Word of the Year. Read more

  Posted on 17 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY