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• Look Out, 2016, Columbia House Back In Business

  CNN reports that Columbia House, the mail order company from the 1980s that would sell you a bunch of albums for a penny in exchange for paying more money for... Read more

  Posted on 27 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Things That TV Commercials Incorrectly Predicted About Christmas

  There is not a silver car with a red bow on top in your driveway today. If you’re lucky, you only got a keychain – in camouflage colors, which will make it... Read more

  Posted on 25 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We Deliver 3 New Slogans To FedEx

  The Wall Street Journal reports that some retailers are blaming FedEx for delay of holiday packages. FedEx reportedly acknowledges they have “unforeseen... Read more

  Posted on 24 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Reasons Not To Be Mad At Steve Harvey

  Earlier this week, Steve Harvey, while hosting the Miss Universe Pageant announced that the first-runner up was the winner, leading the wrong person to be... Read more

  Posted on 23 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Worse Names Than United Airlines’ “United Paws”

  NY Daily News reports that United Airlines has brought back a program for the holiday season called “United Paws.” For a limited time at certain airports, you... Read more

  Posted on 23 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Slogans For Montana, The State That Searches For “Wolves” On Google

  Last week we wrote about a study indicating that the term “wolves” was the most used search term on Google in the state of Montana in 2015. Read more

  Posted on 22 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• NY Times Rates Accuracy Of Presidential Candidates’ Statements

  The New York times ran a piece looking at Politifact rankings of all the major candidates for both parties. Politifact looked at major statements by... Read more

  Posted on 20 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Democrats Debate In Time Slot You Would Watch “Cops” If It Was Still On Fox

  The Democratic Presidential candidates apparently debated tonight – a Saturday, so we’re sure you all watched since y’all had nothing to do on a Saturday... Read more

  Posted on 20 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Customers Who Liked Our Drones Also Liked Our Jets

  CNBC reports that Amazon is in talks to lease 20 Boeing 767 jets to start its own delivery service and skip the middle man.Since we’re all about giving free... Read more

  Posted on 18 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• That Douchebag Punk Who Raised The Price Of Medicine Arrested

  Reuters reports that 32-Year-Old drug company CEO Martin Shkreli has been arrested for alleged securities fraud involving ponzi schemes.You may recall him on th... Read more

  Posted on 17 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 New Slogans For Montana Based On What Residents Searched For On Google In 2015

  According to research by Estately, the most searched term on Google in Montana this year was “wolves.”Since we are all about helping states, here are 3 new... Read more

  Posted on 16 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Carly Fiorina Said Twitter Has Been Around For “Several Years”

  In tonight’s GOP debate, explaining how the world has changed, former HP CEO, Carly Fiorina said Twitter and Snapchat have been around “several years. Read more

  Posted on 16 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• CNN Clock Counting Down To GOP Debate… Literally

  For the past several days, CNN has featured an onscreen clock counting down the days, then minutes to Tuesday’s GOP debate.3 Clocks We’d Rather See Count Down O... Read more

  Posted on 14 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Last GOP Debate Of Year To Take Place At Venetian

  With the last GOP debate scheduled to take place at the Venetian, here are 3 questions we’d like to see asked. “What would you do for a donation from Venetian... Read more

  Posted on 13 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Ted Cruz 10% Ahead Of Trump In Iowa Poll

  CNN reports that Ted Cruz has pulled ahead of Donald Trump by 10% in an Iowa poll.3 Candidates We’d Like To See Lead Iowa Next Those guys who lost their Iowa... Read more

  Posted on 13 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Reports: Person Named “Bud Weisser” Allegedly Broke Into Budweiser Brewery

  Time reports that a 19-year-old named “Bud Weisser” was arrested on Thursday for allegedly trespassing on a private area of the St. Louis Budweiser brewery. Read more

  Posted on 12 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 New Campaign Slogans We Propose For Donald Trump’s Campaign

  “Making America great again, and by ‘great’ I mean action-packed like in saloons in western movies where any drunk person could carry a gun wherever they go.”... Read more

  Posted on 11 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Walking Dead Fan Bites Show Star At Convention

  CNN reports that a female Walking Dead fan has bit show star Norman Reedus at a “Walker Stalker” convention. Reportedly he won’t be pressing charges, but asks... Read more

  Posted on 09 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Reasons To Be Happy Canadian Dollar Has Fallen To 11-Year Low

  Bloomberg reports that due to declining oil prices, the Canadian dollar has fallen to an eleven year low, with one “Loonie” valued at 74.08 U.S. cents.... Read more

  Posted on 09 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Report: Verizon Will Consider Buying Yahoo!

  Forbes reports that Verizon “Will look at” buying Yahoo!, according to Verizon’s CFO. The company recently bought AOL.Since we’re all about helping corporations... Read more

  Posted on 08 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY