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• Is Your Razor Blade Dull? Time to Find a Sharp Object to Open the Package of...

  

  We’d like to congratulate Gillette on the brand’s new Fusion Proglide blades which according to the packaging “effortlessly glide…”Although we’d be more likely... Read more

  Posted on 04 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Government of Canada Invests Over $800,000 In Sausages That Hopefully Won’t...

  

  Canoe News reports that the Government Of Canada is spending over $800,000 Canadian investing in a meat-processing company to help them create sausages that... Read more

  Posted on 02 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Movies “Brave” and the “Hunger Games” Spark Demand For Archery Sets Among Girls

  

  CNBC reports that sales of toy archery sets to young girls is on the rise thanks to the Disney-Pixar movie Brave, and Lion’s Gates’ Hunger Games. Read more

  Posted on 01 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If Clint Eastwood Wanted To Debate An Empty Chair, There Were Plenty In...

  At last night’s GOP convention, mystery guest speaker, Clint Eastwood, pretended to debate an empty chair, representing President Obama.3 Other Places Clint... Read more

  Posted on 31 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• From AC/DC To Zeppelin, Paul Ryan Knew How To Reference Non-U.S. Bands In His...

  

  Yesterday, we pondered what song Paul Ryan would use to enter WWE-wrestler style for his speech at the GOP Convention, after one of his favorite bands, Rage... Read more

  Posted on 30 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Don’t Stop Believin’ Mitt Romney Will Get A Better Theme Song Entrance Than...

  It will be interesting to see what songs Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney use for entrance or post-speech themes for tonight’s and tomorrow night’s GOP convention... Read more

  Posted on 29 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, MUSIC, POLITICS, SOCIETY

• The Problem Of Litterers Throwing Tin Cans Out Of Car Windows May Be Worse Than...

  

  On Sunday, we commented on the road signs we frequently see along highways, that appear to be warning potential litterers not to throw tin cans that have... Read more

  Posted on 28 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Flight Crew Fashion Police Spark Debate On What Is Acceptable To Wear On An...

  

  CNBC reports that two passengers who were asked to adjust their clothing on U.S. air carriers told their stories to sympathetic bloggers, leading to a viral... Read more

  Posted on 27 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Which Of You Jerks Are Throwing Tin Cans Out Of Your Car Windows?

  

  Beside roads everywhere, we see signs like the one below, and we all know what they mean, but have you ever asked yourself why the symbol of an opened tin can i... Read more

  Posted on 27 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Stop Blaming Your Parents For Everything And Start Blaming The Weather Girl!

  

  Today’s hot 90 degree news tip comes to us via email from comedy blogger ListOfX. According to NPR, the Mayor of a Belgian tourist town called Knokke wants to... Read more

  Posted on 25 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Toronto Mayor Who Admits Reading While Driving, Refuses To Hire Driver

  

  As we previously wrote here, Rob Ford, Mayor of the City of Toronto, Canada, was caught on Twitter admittedly “probably” reading a document while driving his ca... Read more

  Posted on 24 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• NBC Confuses Jessie Eisenberg With Mark Zuckerberg.

  

  According to Digital Trends, while showing a shot of the crowd during an Olympic basketball event, NBC Sportscaster Bob Fitzgerald, mistakenly identified... Read more

  Posted on 23 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• NBC Reportedly Ending 30 Rock And The Office After This Season… Could It Be...

  

  According to USA Today, NBC will be ending the Office and 30 Rock this season. We at NotTheWorstNews headed to NBC’s web site to see if there were 3... Read more

  Posted on 22 August 2012 CURRENT, ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• 3 Ridiculous Items Possibly Less Healthy Than Whatever You Ate Today

  

  Great news! The 3 items depicted below may be less healthy than your last meal at the drive-thru. And for those of you who happened to eat any of these items... Read more

  Posted on 21 August 2012 FOOD & DRINK, HUMOR

• Dog Eats American Bills, So We Hope Those Rumors Of Traces Of Cocaine On U.S....

  Yahoo reports that a Clearwater, Florida beagle named Arnie O’Kelley has been eating stacks of bills from its owners over the past ten years. This past week, th... Read more

  Posted on 20 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• “Rich Kids Of Instagram” Site Might Make The Readers That The Site Insults Rich...

  

  An anonymously created site on Tumblr, called “Rich Kids Of Instagram” allows young Americans to post pictures of themselves showing off excess, ranging from... Read more

  Posted on 20 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Hey, If You Farm Thousands Of Turtles, Eventually You’re Going To Get The Most...

  

  Thanks to funny blogger List of X for emailing us about this news story about a turtle prison break from Chattanooga, Tennessee! Read more

  Posted on 18 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR

• Mayor of Toronto Admits “Probably” Reading While Driving On Expressway

  

  According to CBC, City of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford admitted he was “probably” reading while driving on a city expressway, after a photo of him behind the wheel,... Read more

  Posted on 17 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Alleged Bicycle Thief Claims On Video: “It’s Not Illegal To Buy Stolen Stuff… I...

  

  A Portland, Oregon resident saw his stolen bicycle offered for sale in a Craig’s List ad offering to sell the bike in Seattle, Washington. Read more

  Posted on 16 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Drunk Man In Superman Suit Should Have Clarified The “S” Stood For “Stupor!”

  

  According to the Local, a Norwegian man visiting northern Sweden, dressed in a Superman costume, had to be locked up after police deemed him to be too inebriate... Read more

  Posted on 15 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR