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• Bleach Company States The Consumer Is Coming Back! We’re Sure They Don’t Need Al...

  CNBC reports that Clorox, makers of products including bleach, has stated that the U.S. consumer is starting to turn around. Hopefully, if it’s to buy bleach,... Read more

  Posted on 03 November 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Cab Drivers Of Hong Kong Apparently Believe Birds Are Not Animals

  

  Here is a photo taken from a cab list of fare rules in Hong Kong, China. As you can see, there is a $5 HK surcharge for every “animal or bird” you bring in the... Read more

  Posted on 02 November 2012 HUMOR

• Really? Are Some Of You Flushing Bottles Down Airplane Toilets?

  

  The photo below makes it clear: Air Canada does not want you to flush large bottles down the plane’s toilet. This of course raises the question of whether some... Read more

  Posted on 01 November 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Disney Acquires Almost Every Other Hero It Didn’t Acquire Through Marvel

  Engadget reports that Disney (owner of your favorite Marvel superheroes) has acquired Lucasfilm Ltd., including the rights to Star Wars and Indiana Jones. Read more

  Posted on 31 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Trust No One… Especially Ninjas Who Use “Ninja” As Their Login Passwords

  Time reports that a company that ranks bad online passwords has released its annual list of common “worst” passwords. Included on the list are the words... Read more

  Posted on 30 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Poll Of People Who Give Away Personal Information To Strangers On Phone Indicate...

  A recent CNN poll indicates that President Obama has a four point lead over Mitt Romney, which is within the survey’s sampling error.3 More “Sampling Errors”... Read more

  Posted on 28 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• What’s Pizza Hut Stuffing Their Crust With Now?

  Pizza hut is now advertising Hot Dog Stuffed Pizza in Canada. “It’s greatness – stuffed with greatness!”Wait a minute… if you stuff greatness with greatness,... Read more

  Posted on 27 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Hey Florida Seniors, The Post Office Is Not A Drive-Thru!

  Today’s news tip comes via email from blogger ListOfX. The “X” is for ten, so in case you thought it was an adult site, you can now confidently visit it at work... Read more

  Posted on 26 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Microsoft Introduces New Operating System That May Require Being “Tickled.”

  Microsoft is launching Windows 8, which according to CNN is their way of saying “goodbye start button,” and hello just tickle the computer or something and... Read more

  Posted on 25 October 2012 BUSINESS, CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY, TECH

• Donald Trump Announces He Will Give $5 Million To Charity If President Drops...

  Today, Donald Trump announced via social media that he will give $5 million to a charity of President Obama’s choice if the President releases his college... Read more

  Posted on 24 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Sirius-XM Implies Larry The Cable Guy Is Scary?

  When we want to listen to a station of spooky sounds, we think of cackling witches, howling wolves, and whatever music Avril Lavigne and Nickelback may release... Read more

  Posted on 23 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Mitt Romney Says He Has Met Some People In Appleton, Wisconsin. Doesn’t Really...

  In tonight’s third and final U.S. Presidential debate, Mitt Romney said he met “some of those” people who faced economic challenges since Obama took office. Read more

  Posted on 23 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• McDonald’s Ad Saying “100% Beef Not 100% Cow” May Give Philosophy Majors New...

  

  As we’ve reported twice, McDonald’s Canada is running a new ad campaign that allows Canadians to ask the company questions on a web site via Twitter and... Read more

  Posted on 21 October 2012 CURRENT, FOOD & DRINK, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Ad Suggests Toronto Newspapers Have Low Self Esteem!

  

  The following ad has recently appeared on Toronto subways:What kind of negative message is this sending newspapers across the city of Toronto? Read more

  Posted on 20 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Google Inadvertently Invades Its Own Privacy

  Yahoo reports that Google accidentally released a weak earnings report hours before schedule, after which the stock plunged. We extend our sympathies to... Read more

  Posted on 19 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• British Rescuers Spend 3 Hours Trying To Rescue The Lucy Van Pelt Of Goats!

  

  The Mail reports that a goat, trapped on a cliff in England for five days, was about to be rescued from a team descending 70 feet down toward the cliff, when th... Read more

  Posted on 18 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Target Running Christmas Ads Just In Time For The Halloween Rush!

  AdAge reports that retailer Target began running Christmas ads last week.3 More Ads We Hope To See From Target1. Detroit Tigers 2012 World Series Victory ads,... Read more

  Posted on 17 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• New World Record For Being Out Of Date Set At Rubik’s Cube Competition!

  The Telegraph reports that hundreds of Rubik’s cube enthusiasts flocked to Poland for the European Rubik’s Cube Championships, where at least one of the... Read more

  Posted on 16 October 2012 HUMOR

• Glenn Beck Launches Line Of Jeans… While Model In The Jeans Launches A Spaceship.

  The Hollywood Reporter reports that conservative commentator Glenn Beck has launched a line of made-in-the-USA jeans, under the brand name “1791 Supply Co.”,... Read more

  Posted on 16 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Cell Phone “Butt Dialing” Contributes To 100 Million Non-Emergency 9-1-1 Calls...

  The Daily reports that as more and more people inadvertently dial 9-1-1 with their cell phones in their pockets, that 40 out of 100 9-1-1 calls in America are... Read more

  Posted on 14 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY