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• We Wonder If The “Plus” In Google+ Stands For “Plus Everyone Else On The Interne...

  The Wall Street Journal reports that in an effort to get more people to use Facebook competitor Google+, that Google is automatically creating public Google+... Read more

  Posted on 04 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Don’t Worry Kansas Cat Owners – We Have The Perfect Disguise For Your Cats!

  Further to our ongoing coverage throughout 2013 about the new law in Wellington, Kansas limiting the number of cats per household to four, we have potentially... Read more

  Posted on 03 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• While A Kansas Town Limits Cat Capacity, A Woman In London Seeks To Fill A Cafe...

  Yahoo reports that a woman in London is seeking £108,000 of online start-up funding for a cat cafe in London.What’s a cat cafe? Read more

  Posted on 02 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• New Law In Effect Today Limits Cats, In Case You Wonder Why You Saw Cats With...

  Yahoo reports that a new law in Wellington, Kansas limits the maximum number of cats per household to four.Naturally, this is a terrible way for... Read more

  Posted on 02 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Ways Congress Can Try To Lower Its 18% Approval Rating

  Fox News reports that Congress, which has an 18% approval rating, still hasn’t reached a deal to avert the Fiscal Cliff that could result at midnight tonight. Read more

  Posted on 31 December 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Congress Working Diligently Today To See If It’s Possible To Lower 18% Approval...

  According to Fox News, Congress, which currently has an 18% approval rating, is back to work today to try to resolve the Fiscal Cliff dilemma before everyone’s... Read more

  Posted on 30 December 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Facebook Founder’s Sister Must Really Be Embarrassed Of Unintended Photo Of Her...

  Earlier this year, we wrote about how Google apparently inadvertently invaded its own privacy when its financial results were prematurely revealed. Read more

  Posted on 28 December 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• TSA Agents May Be Laughing At Nude Images Of Airport Passengers

  ABC News reports that an unidentified blogger claiming to be a former TSA Agent wrote a blog entry stating: “Personally, in the I.O. room [the image operator... Read more

  Posted on 27 December 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If You Named Your Baby “Adele,” Now Is Not The Time For Your Baby To Start Its...

  The Sun reports that singer Adele has trademarked her name, meaning that if your name is Adele, and you are not the famous singer Adele, good luck starting... Read more

  Posted on 26 December 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We Promised You A Photo To View On Your Electronic Devices This Christmas

  

  So here you go! A picture of the partially-constructed tree at Rockefeller Center! Hey, this site is called “Not The Worst News,” it’s not like we gave you a... Read more

  Posted on 25 December 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Even Yodeller From Price Is Right Probably Doesn’t Want To Go Over Fiscal...

  CNBC reports that a new study indicates that 67% of the top one percent of income earners in America support higher income taxes. Read more

  Posted on 24 December 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• UPS Employee Caught On Video Un-Delivering FedEx Package

  CNBC reports that a homeowner with security cameras caught a UPS deliveryman stealing a FedEx package containing an iPad, which was a gift for the homeowner’s... Read more

  Posted on 23 December 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Sprinklgeddon Case Resolved!

  

  The Mail reports that a former McDonald’s employee in Britain received a £3,000 settlement after being fired for giving a co-worker too many sprinkles on... Read more

  Posted on 22 December 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Judge Orders: IKEA Monkey Will Not Spend Christmas Or Remainder Of Mayan...

  As we wrote yesterday, the monkey found hanging out at a Toronto IKEA is now the subject of a legal battle.The Toronto Star reports that an Ontario judge has... Read more

  Posted on 21 December 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• World Currently Ending In Asia, According To Ancient Mayans… But You Want To Rea...

  It’s currently December 21, 2012 in Australia and parts of Asia like Tokyo, Shanghai, and Hong Kong, meaning obviously the world has ended there, if you... Read more

  Posted on 20 December 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Don’t Worry! Instagram Does Not Want To Sell Your Photos Of You Drinking...

  Following an uproar after an announced change to its terms of service, Facebook-owned Instagram has released a blog entry stating:“To be clear: it is not our... Read more

  Posted on 19 December 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• You Can Now Sell Your Soul For A $3 Cheese Coupon!

  Yesterday, we wrote about Kraft issuing a press release announcing intentions to sacrifice JELL-O pudding to the gods to avoid a Mayan apocalypse. Read more

  Posted on 18 December 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• JELLO Offers Solution To Prevent The Mayan Apocalypse

  Kraft foods issued a press release today entitled “JELL-O to Save the World From Mayan Apocalypse.”The company suggests it will:“…try to save the world from... Read more

  Posted on 17 December 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We’re Not Done Making Fun Of Dinosaur-Bone Encrusted iPads!

  As we wrote yesterday, a new luxury iPad available from the United Kingdom includes splinters of 65-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Bones.3 Worse Things To Include... Read more

  Posted on 16 December 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• The Rich Kids Of Instagram Are Getting Edgy! Will Someone Throw Them A Bone!...

  CNBC reports that British company Stuart Hughes is offering an iPad for about $8 million U.S., encrusted with diamonds, which can be viewed here. Read more

  Posted on 15 December 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY