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Don’t Worry! Instagram Does Not Want To Sell Your Photos Of You Drinking Champagne On A Private Jet!

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

Following an uproar after an announced change to its terms of service, Facebook-owned Instagram has released a blog entry stating:

“To be clear: it is not our intention to sell your photos.”

3 Other Things We Hope Instagram Does Not Intend To Do With Your Photos

1. Create trading cards, with your head photo-shopped into NHL player uniforms, since as of the time of this article, there is still no NHL season. Instagram will also not indicate on the back of the cards that you have no “goals” this season, no matter how apathetic you may be.

2. Insert them onto Facebook share certificates, because we doubt that your Polaroid-framed-like photo of the moon will increase the value of Facebook stock.

3. Rent them to the Rich Kids Of Instagram. Remember, they don’t intend to sell your photos, so we hope they don’t intend to rent them to these rich kids who are bound to spill Dom Perignon receipts all over the photo of your cat.

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