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• About Those Hillary Emails Republicans Keep Going On About

  The Guardian reports that former GOP Secretaries of State Condoleezza Rice and Colin Powell used private email accounts for classified emails. Read more

  Posted on 05 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Breaking: Rick Santorum Drops Out Of Presidential Race

  Also breaking: did CNN accidentally run a headline from 2012 by reporting this? Hey, CNN, we got more “breaking” 2012 news nobody cared about then – Snookie’s... Read more

  Posted on 04 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Things We Expect To See In New Hampshire

  

  Ted Cruz combines “TrusTED” campaign with the B-52’s Love Shack to create remix replacing “Tin Roof Rusted” with “Ted Cruz – Trusted!”*  2. Doctor Ben Carson... Read more

  Posted on 03 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Brief Summary Of Iowa Caucuses

  No scarecrows present at caucuses – so the corn is safe, Iowa! For those of you who thought Iowa is boring – CNN presents: people lining up, sitting, and... Read more

  Posted on 02 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Free. Trump. Tattoos.

  The Telegraph reports that a tattoo artist in New Hampshire is offering free Donald Trump tattoos to anyone who wants one.3 Questions That Arise From This... Read more

  Posted on 01 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Cauliflower Now a Delicacy?

  CBC reports that due to exchange rates and other factors, cauliflower prices are surging in Canada. Since we are all about helping the vegetable industrial... Read more

  Posted on 30 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Fox News Debate: Draws Half Of Record Viewers Without Trump

  CNN reports that last night’s Fox News GOP debate had about half the number viewers of an earlier Fox News debate that featured Donald Trump. Read more

  Posted on 30 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• How Are You Gonna Get Mexico To Pay For That Wall Again?

  CNN has read a statement from Fox News stating that Donald Trump, during a telephone conversation today demanded that Fox News pay $5 million to his charities t... Read more

  Posted on 29 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Useless Ways People End Emails and Other Messages

  1. “Cheers.” If you end an email with the word “Cheers,” we can only conclude two things:(i)  You are drinking at the time of sending your office email at... Read more

  Posted on 27 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We’re Not Done Delivering New Oreo Flavor Ideas!

  As Oreo is changing things up with some new flavor we already forgot the name of, here are 3 more flavors we propose:  Jerry Falwell, Junior-eos. Read more

  Posted on 26 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Yes! Even 3 More Oreo Flavors We’d Like To See

  We’ve been spending the week giving you what the Oreo folks hope you demand: ideas for new flavors.  Here are 3 more: Michael Bloomberg-eos. Read more

  Posted on 26 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Another 3 New Flavors Of Oreos We Predict Will Be Introduced

  Oreos are shaking things up with a new flavor – we have some suggestions of our own. Hillary Clinton-eos. Two delicious cookies with anything in between... Read more

  Posted on 25 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Flavors Of Oreos We Predict Will Be Released

  Yesterday, we wrote about the folks at Oreos shaking things up by introducing a new flavor.  Here are 3 more flavours we predict may be on shelves soon… Ben... Read more

  Posted on 24 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 New Oreo Flavors We Predict

  CNN reports a new flavor of Oreos is hitting stores: cinnamon bun.Since we’re all about helping giant “food” companies, here are the 3 flavors we predict may hi... Read more

  Posted on 23 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Reasons We Suspect Sarah Palin Endorsed Donald Trump

  1.  Since Putin seems to like Trump, this will will make her backyard barbecues more exciting when Putin strolls over from the Russian part of her backyard to... Read more

  Posted on 21 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Ted Cruz Supporter Making Donald Trump Look Good

  On CNN’s Erin Burnett Outfront tonight, a Ted Cruz supporter explained how Trump is a bad choice because he supported the bailout of banks during the 2008... Read more

  Posted on 21 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• McDonald’s Serving Chocolate Covered French Fries In Japan

  CNN reports that in an effort to improve sales, McDonald’s is bringing chocolate-covered French fries to Japan. Since we’re all about helping giant corporations... Read more

  Posted on 19 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• GOP Pulls Debate From NBC, Moves It To CNN

  CNN reports that the GOP has moved the GOP’s Super Tuesday debate from NBC to CNN after complaints of CNBC’s (a unit of NBC) moderation of a GOP debate last... Read more

  Posted on 19 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Since Fox Seems Out Of Ideas, We Have 3 For It

  The LA Times reports that in addition to returning the X-Files, Fox plans on reviving 24 and Prison Break.As some of you might recall in Prison Break, the... Read more

  Posted on 18 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Explanations As To Why Stock Market Is Falling

  Yahoo Finance reports that the Dow Jones Industrial Average has fallen 1,400 points since trading began in 2016. Why is this happening? Read more

  Posted on 16 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY