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3 Reasons We Suspect Sarah Palin Endorsed Donald Trump

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

1.  Since Putin seems to like Trump, this will will make her backyard barbecues more exciting when Putin strolls over from the Russian part of her backyard to the Alaskan part.

2.  Foiled again by a gotcha question: “Who will you ‘endure’ as President?”

3. This is the best path to the Celebrity Apprentice when it inevitably returns. Because endorsing winning presidents is not exactly her strength. But selling Baked Alaska Pie to New Yorkers in the street: totally in her wheelhouse.


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