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• Pop Star We’ve Never Heard Of Says He Wants Hilary Duff Back

  The Huffington Post reports that early 2000s pop star, Aaron Carter, “desperately” wants Hilary Duff back. They broke up about ten years ago. Read more

  Posted on 28 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Breaking News: Video Game Cartridges That Were Thrown Away Ended Up In A Landfil...

  The Guardian reports that numerous fans observed a film documentary crew recover hundreds of cartridges of the 1980s Atari game based on the movie E.T.: The... Read more

  Posted on 27 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Breaking News: People Still Apparently Buy Printed Magazines!

  Time Magazine reports that US Weekly has been alleged to have photoshopped a cover photo of nine-month old Prince George.According to Time, US Weekly responded... Read more

  Posted on 27 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Slogans We Propose For Amazon Prime

  Two days ago, we wrote about how Amazon Prime would be streaming shows from HBO from three years ago.“Too soon!” some of you may have said. Read more

  Posted on 25 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Facebook Survey Allows You To Say Which Kinds Of Posts You Don’t Like. Here’s 3...

  Marketwatch reports that Facebook has created an optional survey, where users can look at posts, and rate them on whether they would like to see similar posts i... Read more

  Posted on 24 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• All Your Favorite HBO Shows Are Coming To Amazon Prime In 3 Years!

  CNN reports that Amazon Prime will include, as part of a streaming subscription service, older HBO shows like the Sopranos and the Wire. Read more

  Posted on 24 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• George H.W. Bush Joins Rob Kardashian In World Of High Profile Socks

  We recently wrote about Rob Ford selling bobble heads and other merch to raise money for his re-election campaign.Well, looks like Republicans across the... Read more

  Posted on 23 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Student Uses 500 Pounds Of Pennies To Pay Off Tuition

  HLN reports that a 24-year old Oklahoma college student paid off the final $974 owing for his tuition with 500 pounds of pennies, allowing him to graduate debt... Read more

  Posted on 22 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• A Bad Place To Hide Gold Easter Eggs May Be Near Man Who Swallowed Gold Bars

  BBC News reports that a surgeon in India discovered and successfully removed 12 gold bars weighing a total of 14 ounces from a man’s stomach.Three Lessons... Read more

  Posted on 20 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• America’s Top CEO’s Make $300,000 Less Than Derek Jeter. Good Or Bad? You Be...

  Bloomberg reports that a recent study reports that the average CEO of an S P 500 company earns 331 times more than an average employee per year. Read more

  Posted on 19 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Misunderstanding Leads To Man Receiving 90 Gyros After Ordering 9 On The Phone

  The Toronto Sun reports that an Ottawa man, who was throwing a Game Of Thrones party pre-ordered 9 gyros from a local restaurant. Read more

  Posted on 18 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Cat More Rock N’ Roll Than Hall & Oates

  ABC News reports that a cat leaped three stories from a burning building and was “fine” as “cats almost always fall to their feet.”This can all be seen on a... Read more

  Posted on 18 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Breaking!* Dog Summonsed To Jury Duty. Does This Mean Dogs May Decide Whether Yo...

  Yahoo reports that due to a clerical error, a New Jersey German Shepherd was summonsed for jury duty.The dog’s name is IV Griner, and the owner’s name is Barret... Read more

  Posted on 17 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Smileys We Want To See On Facebook Messenger

  The New York Times reports that Facebook will require users who use its mobile messaging app on their Facebook App to download a separate mobile messaging app. Read more

  Posted on 15 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Just In Time For Prom Season, the KFC Drumstick Corsage!

  We talk a fair bit about Yum! Brands here and the increasingly over-the-top food items they offer through their KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut brands. Read more

  Posted on 14 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Man Allegedly Pulls Train Alarm After Boarding Wrong Train

  The Local reports that a man in France who boarded the wrong train allegedly chose a poor solution to his dilemma: pull an emergency alarm to bring the train... Read more

  Posted on 13 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Now That Rob Ford Is Selling Bobble Heads… Here’s 3 More Merch Items We’d Like T...

  The National Post reports that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is selling bobble heads and other merchandise including key chains and coffee mugs to raise money for his... Read more

  Posted on 13 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Um, As Long As You Don’t Use That Debit Card At Stores, Restaurants, Or On The...

  USA Today published a piece online today entitled “4 places you should not swipe your debit card.” The article looks at places your card may be at risk of... Read more

  Posted on 11 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Dog Chases Commuter Train Through Two NYC Boroughs

  ABC News reports that a dog chased a New York City train all the way from the Bronx to Harlem. Police rescued the collie-Shepherd cross.3 Worse Places A Dog... Read more

  Posted on 10 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Breaking: How You May Be Able To Deal With The Airline Lime Shortage Crisis

  CNN reported yesterday* that some airlines are cutting service of limes with your drinks, replacing them with lemons, as the price of limes has skyrocketed... Read more

  Posted on 09 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY