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Cat More Rock N’ Roll Than Hall & Oates

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

ABC News reports that a cat leaped three stories from a burning building and was “fine” as “cats almost always fall to their feet.”

This can all be seen on a video by clicking here.

3 Questions That Arise From This Story

1. If cats always land on their feet (formerly known as “paws”), why do fire departments have to rescue cats trapped in trees? It sounds like some cats will just do anything for attention, when they know they could solve their own problems.

2. Isn’t it ironic that if the tree was on fire, you wouldn’t need firemen to rescue the cat? This is a humor site, so please don’t light trees on fire to try to get your dumb cat out of a tree after reading this.

3. In light of this news, did Cat Stevens deserve to be inducted into the Rock N’ Roll Hall Of Fame in 2014? We’re not saying folk music isn’t rock n’ roll. But jumping out of a building and landing on your feet, in a video seen by the world – that’s more rock n’ roll. It’s time to waive the years active requirement and induct this cat into the Hall!


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