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• Trump Files Lawsuit To Remove His Name From Atlantic City Casinos

  CNN Money reports that Donald Trump has filed a lawsuit to remove his name from two Atlantic City casinos that license the use of his name: the Trump Taj... Read more

  Posted on 07 August 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Reasons Not To Marry A Hipster: A List-Poem

  Recently blogger MikkiAaron nominated us for the “Very Inspiring Blogger Award.”Which we totally deserve because we used subliminal messages to inspire her to d... Read more

  Posted on 06 August 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Report Says Spies Listened To Secretary of State Kerry’s Phone Calls

  Yahoo News Digest reports that according to the German newspaper, Der Spiegel, telephone calls made on ordinary telephones last year by Secretary of State John... Read more

  Posted on 04 August 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• The Hackernet Of Everything

  CNN Money reports that researchers believe that hackers may be able to hack some new cars and do something like slam on someone else’s brakes. Read more

  Posted on 03 August 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Fox Reporter Claims To Have Been “Pinched” In Haunted House

  Fox 43 reports that a house in Hanover, Pennsylvania is haunted!Here’s the video… where you can see the reporter claim to have been “pinched” by some... Read more

  Posted on 03 August 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Reebok Now Makin’ Bacon

  Yahoo News Digest reports that the Reebok athletic wear company now makes bacon. It’s reportedly “free of nitrates, MSG, and sweeteners.”Other companies are... Read more

  Posted on 02 August 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• WWE Says It Will Cut Workforce By 7%

  Bloomberg reports that World Wrestling Entertainment Inc., which reported a quarterly loss today, says it will cut its workforce by 7%.And the question on our... Read more

  Posted on 01 August 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Whole Foods Has To Increase Marketing Because Otherwise Chester Cheetah Would...

  The Associated Press reports that Whole Foods Market is going to begin a major national marketing push after reporting weak sales earlier today.3 Questions... Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Dating Web Site Intentionally Mismatched Users To Test Its Technology

  Yahoo News Digest reports that dating web site OKCupid has admitted to intentionally mismatching users to test its technology.3 Slogans We Propose For OKCupid1. Read more

  Posted on 30 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Man Charged After Offering People Beer To Throw Eggs & Tomatoes At Rob Ford

  Yahoo News Digest reports that a Toronto man has been charged after allegedly offering an online reward of beer to anyone who threw eggs or tomatoes at Toronto... Read more

  Posted on 29 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Alleged Thieves May Wish They Didn’t Try To Rob Someone Outside Convenience Stor...

  KRPC 2 reports that a Houston convenience store clerk, who is also a former Sri Lankan mixed martial arts champion took down a group of men trying to allegedly... Read more

  Posted on 27 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Athlete You Never Heard Of Got Asked I.D. To Enter Building Named After Him

  CBC reports that at a Commonwealth Game event in Glasgow, Sir Chris Hoy was asked to show his I.D. to enter a venue named after him, the Sir Chris Hoy... Read more

  Posted on 26 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Manitoba Town Spends Years Under Mistaken Belief Their Town Had A Law Banning...

  Yahoo News Digest reports that the town of Hanover, Manitoba, discovered that a prohibition by-law it thought it has on the books for over a century never... Read more

  Posted on 26 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Naked Men Allegedly Rob Florida Restaurant

  CNN reports that two naked men and a man wearing nothing but his underwear allegedly stole about $150 worth of hamburgers, red peppers, and bacon from a... Read more

  Posted on 24 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Beetles Destroy Tree Planted To Memorialize Beatle George Harrison

  Spin reports that a tree memorializing George Harrison in Los Angeles has been destroyed beyond salvage by… beetles.3 More Things We Wonder If Beetles Will... Read more

  Posted on 23 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If You Want to Visit This Irish Town…. Shhhhhhhhh!

  QMI Agency reports that a bakery in a village in Waterville, Ireland has posted a signing banning “loud” American tourists. Reportedly part of the problems is... Read more

  Posted on 22 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Allegedly Stolen Clothing Does Not Look Good On You!

  The Associated Press reports that an Illinois woman was arrested after she allegedly posted selfies on Facebook wearing a stolen dress. Read more

  Posted on 21 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Harvard Students Solve Problem Of Not Being Able To Make 60 Second Cake

  CNN reports that a group of Harvard students have invented a cake that can be sprayed from a can and baked in 60 seconds.3 Other Things We’d Like To See Made... Read more

  Posted on 21 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Toaster Allows You To Post Selfies On Toast

  Petapixel reports that for $75 you can buy a toaster a.k.a. “The Selfie Toaster,” that burns an image of a selfie, provided by you, into your toast.3 More Image... Read more

  Posted on 19 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Museum Doily Heist Solved!

  CNN reports that a replica baby dinosaur was returned to a museum in North Carolina.Two 21-year-old-suspects (who sound to us like alleged pranksters) turned... Read more

  Posted on 18 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY