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Museum Doily Heist Solved!

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

CNN reports that a replica baby dinosaur was returned to a museum in North Carolina.

Two 21-year-old-suspects (who sound to us like alleged pranksters) turned themselves in.

From the article:

“Police also suspect the pair in a similarly odd theft of items at the North Carolina Museum of History… [including] a prop cabbage head, a prop corn cob and prop doilies, along with a real medicine bottle…”

3 Crappier Things To Steal From A Museum Than Prop Corn Cobs And Doilies

1. A prop museum scarecrow/security guard. These things never work at deterring thieves and crows from stealing prop corncobs!

2. Replica Of Frosty The Snowman. First off, that thing is totally going to melt, making it hard for you to return when the law catches you on security cameras. Second, he has a corncob pipe, so you would also be guilty of stealing prop corncobs!

3. A real medicine bottle from a security guard asleep on the job. Caffeine pills are medicine, right? Now this guard is never going to wake up before the end of their shift telling people not to use flash photography to take photos of fake dinosaurs!

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