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Beetles Destroy Tree Planted To Memorialize Beatle George Harrison

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

Spin reports that a tree memorializing George Harrison in Los Angeles has been destroyed beyond salvage by… beetles.

3 More Things We Wonder If Beetles Will Ironically Destroy

1. A paperback writer‘s career. If so, might we suggest you beetles out there reading this head out to E.L. James’ next manuscript?

2. Strawberry fields. “You thought those would last forever? Stupid humans,” we’d expect beetles to say.

3. A ticket to ride. “Good luck boarding that train from Belgium to Liverpool without a ticket,” we’d further imagine beetles saying in all official languages of Belgium.

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