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• 3 Funny Things We See In Response To Facebook Ads

  Business Insider reports that Google has at least 4 million advertisers; Facebook has over 2 million; and Twitter has 60,000.Now that Facebook has reached this... Read more

  Posted on 26 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Report: Bank To Charge For Deposits

  The Wall Street Journal reports that JP Morgan will be charging large clients, such as hedge funds for deposits because new rules make holding these deposits... Read more

  Posted on 25 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Report: Mark Zuckerberg Building Waterside Development Next To Facebook HQ For...

  3 Reasons We Are Disappointed By This Mail Online News Story1. Misread the headline thinking a “Waterslide Town” Was Being Built.2. Read more

  Posted on 23 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If You’re Going To Release A Movie About Hot Tub Time Machines, Maybe Oscar...

  According to Box Office Mojo, Hot Tub Time Machine 2 bombed at the box office this Oscar weekend, taking in an estimated $5.2 million dollars in North... Read more

  Posted on 22 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Bride Marries Wedding Guest Instead of Original Groom-To-Be

  The Toronto Sun reports that a woman in India married a wedding guest after her groom-to-be collapsed the wedding.The groom collapsed due to a seizure, and... Read more

  Posted on 21 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Is Peter Schiff Auditioning For Role Of Scrooge McDuck?

  Yahoo Finance reports that Peter Schiff, a frequent business news talking head, argues that Wal-Mart’s voluntary decision to raise the minimum wages of its... Read more

  Posted on 20 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Why Jerry Seinfeld May Sound Like Alvin and the Chipmunks

  CNBC reports that certain cable networks that air reruns of Seinfeld have allegedly sped up the episodes by 7%, to make room for more commercials. Read more

  Posted on 20 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Flavored McNuggets.

  The Huffington Post reports that McDonald’s is testing “Shakin’ Flavor McNuggets” and fries in Northern Nevada.Basically, you put the McNuggets in a bag of... Read more

  Posted on 19 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 53 Year-Old Woman and 60 Year-Old Man Make Short List To Colonize Mars in 2024

  CBC reports that out of 200,000 applicants for a one-way trip to Mars, 100 would-be astronauts remain on a short-list, including 6 Canadians. Read more

  Posted on 18 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Will Apple Car Map Out David Hasselhoff’s Career Better Than KITT?

  The Wall Street Journal reported Friday that Apple is secretly manufacturing a minivan-like electric car.3 Features We’d Like To See On An Apple-Designed... Read more

  Posted on 17 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Hasbro Creates Nerf Gun For Adults That Shoots Foam Balls At 70 Mph

  Engadget reports that Hasbro has created a new Nerf gun for adults that shoots foam balls at 70 mph.3 More Bad Ideas For Hasbro Products We Don’t Want To See... Read more

  Posted on 15 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Teenager Runs Up $54,000 Bar Tabs Using Father’s Amex Card

  According to the LA Times, a sixteen-year-old in Japan spent $54,000 in a night out at adult-only bars using his father’s American Express Card. Read more

  Posted on 14 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• American Express Looks Like It Will Have A Sad Valentine’s Day

  Yahoo Finance reports that American Express, which will be dumped by American Costco stores, will also be dropped by JetBlue.3 Valentines We’ve Written For... Read more

  Posted on 13 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Now Where Will We Buy 20 Packs Of American Express Cards In Bulk?

  Reuters reports that Costco announced it will stop accepting American Express cards in America by next April.3 New Slogans We Propose For American Express... Read more

  Posted on 12 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Lying Embedded Just Like Brian Williams Did

  Yahoo News Digest reports that NBC News Anchor Brian Williams has been suspended for sixth months after after admitting a story he told while embedded with... Read more

  Posted on 11 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Stop Worrying About If The TV Offends You… Worry About What You Say In Front Of...

  Yahoo reports that new Samsung TVs come with a warning that the TV may be spying on you.Here is part of the privacy statement:“Please be aware that if your... Read more

  Posted on 10 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Hotel to Be Run by Robots.

  The Daily Mail reports that Japan is set to open a hotel where robotic-humanoids check you in, porter your luggage, and clean your rooms.The robots resemble... Read more

  Posted on 10 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Chipotle Twitter Account Hacked

  ABC News reports that Chipotle Mexican Grill apologized this morning for offensive Tweets posted from its Twitter account, which also included a Tweet suggestin... Read more

  Posted on 08 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Japan Introduces Legislation To Force Employees To Take Holidays

  The Associated Press reports that the Japanese government is set to introduce a law that makes taking holidays mandatory, in a country where many people work... Read more

  Posted on 07 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Starbucks Wants Canadians To Drink Alone

  The Globe and Mail reports that Starbucks will be testing serving alcoholic beverages in some of its Canadian locations.Apparently a Starbucks menu promo said... Read more

  Posted on 06 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY