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• Facebook Fake News & Fake People

  

  Is it just me? Do you get annoyed with people’s fakeness on social media like I do? No one can possibly  have a perfect life, spouse, kids, pets, job…. right?... Read more

  Posted on 05 March 2018 LIFESTYLE

• Why We Shouldn’t Arm Teachers With Guns. And Reason 1,287 Why I Drink.

  

  Ugh. I don’t usually like to talk politics on social media or in my blog. But, since I have been an early education administrator, I feel the need to at least... Read more

  Posted on 26 February 2018 LIFESTYLE

• I Admit I Am a Stationeryaholic. I Love Pretty Papers & Invites.

  

  Disclaimer: This is a sponsored post. Meaning I get paid! (How else am I going to pay for my kids to go to college?) But while I am paid, it is MY opinion of th... Read more

  Posted on 19 February 2018 LIFESTYLE

• My Big Headed Kids & Empty Nest Readiness.

  

  Hellooooooooo! (Ms. Doubtfire voice) So let’s talk empty nest readiness. Are you ready for them to GET OUT? (Amityville Horror voice). I’m sure no parent is... Read more

  Posted on 12 February 2018 LIFESTYLE

• The Month of Love, Super Bowl LII & ‘This Is Us’

  

  Hello Again!!!!!!!!! We have a lot to talk about today. But first, Disclaimer: Because I may or may not have had a lot to drink at the Super Bowl party last... Read more

  Posted on 05 February 2018 LIFESTYLE

• Babies, Bottles and Milk Maidens from Hell.

  

  Hey Mama! I’m giving encouragement to the new and expecting moms today. However, the older moms (like me and I don’t mean ancient) can chime in and give... Read more

  Posted on 29 January 2018 LIFESTYLE

• Midlife Margaritas Top 8 Funny Social Media Accounts for 2018

  

  Hello Lovely Peeps! I decided to honor a few funny people I follow on Social Media. With all the negativity on Social these days, I thought I would list my top ... Read more

  Posted on 23 January 2018 LIFESTYLE

• I’m About to Make Some People Mad. Again.

  

  Last week I talked about Hollywood politics and I knew I was going to piss some people off but I only lost 2 followers. I would say that’s pretty damn good. I... Read more

  Posted on 15 January 2018 LIFESTYLE

• Going on a Rant. Warning: Golden Globes and Politics as Usual.

  

  I know. I usually write the fun stuff and I promise to throw some humor in here. But I am so over the top annoyed I  have to get it off my chest. Read more

  Posted on 08 January 2018 LIFESTYLE

• New Year, New You & All That Crap….

  

  Here it is. 2018. Woo hoo. If you were expecting me to be all happy and read about all my New Year resolutions, you will be really disappointed. I mean do peopl... Read more

  Posted on 01 January 2018 LIFESTYLE

• An Open Letter To Pinterest. We Might Have to Break up Unless You Change.

  

  Ok ladies. Men too if you are on Pinterest. We need to start a petition or a call-a-thon or a March to get Pinterest to understand us better. I get the feeling... Read more

  Posted on 18 December 2017 LIFESTYLE

• 7 Things on a Christmas List From a Midlife Mom

  

  I’ve heard that your body changes every 7 years. So by the time you hit midlife, you’re a whole new person. And that means you want different things than you di... Read more

  Posted on 12 December 2017 LIFESTYLE

• Merry Christmas from the Family and We Still Have Leftover Thanksgiving Ham…

  

  The other day on Facebook I saw a meme that says, “This is probably not the year to hang that mistletoe up around the office”. I nearly died. Read more

  Posted on 04 December 2017 LIFESTYLE

• Thanksgiving Fails and Perfect Family Holidays

  

  This week is Thanksgiving week in case you’ve not been reminded on Facebook by all your friends. Thanksgiving day we will see lots of plates of food on Instagra... Read more

  Posted on 20 November 2017 LIFESTYLE

• A Pirate Looks at 40 – 50 Ish…

  

  Let’s just go ahead and get it out there. I’m a Jimmy Buffett Fan. A Parrot Head, Fins to the left, Fins to the right kinda girl. Read more

  Posted on 13 November 2017 LIFESTYLE

• Do You Have a Holiday Procrastination List?

  

  Got an email the other day asking me if I wanted to order some Christmas Cards. My first thought was, “OMG. I haven’t ordered cards in time for the holiday’s... Read more

  Posted on 06 November 2017 LIFESTYLE

• Planning a Winter Vacation Because You Can’t Wait Until Summer To Do It. (Guest...

  

  Hey Peeps! Just the other day I was thinking if I don’t get a vaca soon, I may need to check myself into some rehab spa for the rich and famous. I know we are... Read more

  Posted on 02 November 2017 LIFESTYLE

• College Apps, The Common App, FAFSA and Other College Prep for Your High School...

  

  First, take a long deep breath. Then stab your finger and pour rubbing alcohol on it or bite the inside of your cheek or tongue while chewing food or run into... Read more

  Posted on 30 October 2017 LIFESTYLE

• It’s Almost Halloween and Here’s What Scares Me.

  

  It’s almost the witching hour  day (also known as the time when we ran out of coffee pods) and I was thinking about what really scares me. I am just a tiny bit... Read more

  Posted on 24 October 2017 LIFESTYLE

• Go To The Pep Rally!

  

  Last Friday I went to the pep rally. I haven’t been to a high school pep rally since the 80’s. But this was Thing 2’s last Homecoming weekend (being a Senior an... Read more

  Posted on 16 October 2017 LIFESTYLE