Midlifemargaritas
Not gonna lie, I'm here for the drama and the cocktails! Wife, Mom and Blog Boss. I'm on Instagram and Facebook too if you're bored. I’m hitting mid-life but as long as there are cocktails I will be just fine. :)
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Midlifemargaritas
http://www.midlifemargaritas.com/
I’m hitting mid-life but as long as there are cocktails I will be just fine. :) This blog is about how a crazy mid-life mom/wife handles life with humor and alcohol. :)
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Midlifemargaritas
http://midlifemargaritas.com/
Blogging about life, menopause, kids and cocktails...
LATEST ARTICLES ( 414 )
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Midlife Margaritas Top 8 Funny as Hell Tweets About Parenthood
Well as usual everything in the news, media and world-wide communication is still saying the world is going to hell in a handbasket. Read more
Posted on 03 September 2018 LIFESTYLE -
Surviving Empty Nest Syndrome
I am no authority on empty nesting yet. My oldest isn’t moving out till this weekend. And as long as he takes that nasty couch he bought in college off Craig’s... Read more
Posted on 22 August 2018 LIFESTYLE -
Back To School/College Humor
It’s that time of year again. Or maybe your kids are already back in school. Whether you have a kindergartener, high schooler or even a college kid (like me),... Read more
Posted on 13 August 2018 LIFESTYLE -
Emails, Extortion & Sex Tapes (Oh My!)
Do you ever read your spam emails? Sometimes I do just to see if I am missing any important emails. Usually I have the typical Penis Enlargement or Hot Asian... Read more
Posted on 06 August 2018 LIFESTYLE -
Theybies. Gender Reveals Are a Thing of the Past….
So I love to read. I read a lot of blogs and stories on the web. But when I read about “theybies”, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Keep in mind that I... Read more
Posted on 31 July 2018 LIFESTYLE -
11 Weird Things That Happen During Menopause
Just when you think you know everything there is to know about Menopause, you find out some pretty weird stuff. I put together a little list of weird things I... Read more
Posted on 23 July 2018 LIFESTYLE -
10 Things I Did That I Want My Kids To Do
Guest post from my friend, Eli Pacheco, over at Coach Daddy Blog. These kids. They’re growing up with thumb swipes instead of mixtapes. They Facetime on their... Read more
Posted on 16 July 2018 LIFESTYLE -
Relationships. Midlife & Beyond
Hello Margarita Friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today I want to talk about relationships, friendships and beyond midlife. Sounds utterly depressing right? lol I promis... Read more
Posted on 09 July 2018 LIFESTYLE -
Check on Your Strong Friends. They Need You Too.
When you hear about the suicide of people like Kate Spade or Anthony Bourdain, you have to stop and think why? They seemed to have it all. They seemed happy... Read more
Posted on 02 July 2018 LIFESTYLE -
This Week’s 6 Funny Tweets About Booze. Because We Need to Laugh More.
Y’all. I think everyone just needs to calm the hell down. Even the funny blogs I follow are having a hard time finding humor. Facebook friends and relatives... Read more
Posted on 26 June 2018 LIFESTYLE -
I Can’t Even Today.
OMG. The world is coming to an end. All those movies and shows about an apocalyptic zombie world is more close to reality than it was just a few years ago. I... Read more
Posted on 20 June 2018 LIFESTYLE -
Vacation with the Family 2018. Part II
Well, my family vaca is coming to an end. We have a day left before I head home bitter and depressed. How do people say vacations rejuvenate and refresh them? I... Read more
Posted on 15 June 2018 LIFESTYLE -
Vacation with the Family 2018. Part I
Sweet Baby Jesus we made it to the beach! It’s about 4 hours of driving to get here but we do it every year and it is so worth it. We meet up with my parents... Read more
Posted on 12 June 2018 LIFESTYLE -
Don’t Overthink the College Dorm Needs of a Boy
You are just getting through mourning the child that was once running around in diapers just a few years ago. Now he’s graduated from high school and headed to... Read more
Posted on 05 June 2018 LIFESTYLE -
Midlife Margaritas Top 10 Funny Parenting Tweets for May 2018
Once in awhile I need a good laugh. There are so many great twitter accounts out there, I decided to highlight my favs this week! You’re welcome. So follow... Read more
Posted on 30 May 2018 LIFESTYLE -
Chick-fil-a and High School Graduation
I know I am so late on this weeks post! But having one kid graduate college the other week and my youngest graduating high school tomorrow, I have been just a... Read more
Posted on 25 May 2018 LIFESTYLE -
Word to Your Mother. A Look at Mother’s on Mother’s Day.
This Mother’s Day, I kept seeing memes with “word to your mother” and then the Vanilla Ice song, “Ice, Ice Baby” would play in my head over and over and over…... Read more
Posted on 14 May 2018 LIFESTYLE -
May is a Bitch.
Let’s chat. It’s May 2018 and I am so over it already. Is May super busy for everybody? Seems like every May I can’t get my shit together. Not that I usually... Read more
Posted on 08 May 2018 LIFESTYLE -
What Your Dog Wishes He/She Could Tell You…
This week’s post is a letter from a dog to his mom. My good friend Ryn, who has two dogs, two kids and a hubby, is so funny. After reading her post on Facebook... Read more
Posted on 30 April 2018 LIFESTYLE -
Today Kinda Sucks. But There’s Always YouTube…
Today is Wednesday or Hump Day. I’ve spent the last two hours down the rabbit hole that is YouTube and Facebook. You look at one video and you spiral out of... Read more
Posted on 25 April 2018 LIFESTYLE