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LATEST ARTICLES ( 24 )

• B&N; for S&M;? Barnes and Noble Gets Dirty in the Kids Section

  

  As I continue to grow into this world I am starting to find that fewer and fewer things surprise me. Bum pissing on a corner in the middle of a busy sidewalk?... Read more

  Posted on 01 June 2012 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Heart Attack Part Deux: WTF AMERICA?

  

  You may or may not (probably not) have read my little rant on a dude having a heart attack while eating the triple bypass burger at the aptly named “Heart Attac... Read more

  Posted on 25 April 2012 SELF EXPRESSION

• Stage 1: Bliss

  

  A white wall stands opposite a row of large glass windows through which the sun shines as bright as a fluorescent light. A small door can be seen at the end of... Read more

  Posted on 07 April 2012 SELF EXPRESSION

• Because Ninjas Like to Get High Too

  Why else do you think they ate all that pizza?Anyways, this is what happens when you spend down-time reading the “news”. Last time it was someone having a... Read more

  Posted on 28 March 2012 SELF EXPRESSION

• Lost: Everything

  

  What are we doing?I live my life like I live my dreams, under the veil of control and the illusion of reality. Individual destiny is as relative in usefulness a... Read more

  Posted on 28 February 2012 SELF EXPRESSION

• When Fatty Food Gets Ironic: Heart Attack at the Heart Attack Grill

  

  Ok so since the beginning of this blog you all have experienced almost 100% original kluckit material, painstaking planned out in time that could be counted in... Read more

  Posted on 17 February 2012 SELF EXPRESSION

• Urban Jungle – Paradise

  

  Paradise, a photo by Pachanic on Flickr.Wow have I been MIA. Lot’s of life changes are keeping me from writing. Look for something more along a photoblog in... Read more

  Posted on 15 February 2012 SELF EXPRESSION

• Raging Bull, Sitting Stoner

  

  Welcome one and all to the first kluckit kaption. The premise is simple: find a picture and make fun of people. Feel free to add yours below. 1.... Read more

  Posted on 08 December 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Dream to Be Free

  

  What a rush.The world stands still as the soul separates itself from its shackles and soars towards the heavens, channeling Orvilles and Wilburs as the breeze... Read more

  Posted on 22 November 2011 SELF EXPRESSION

• Friday Night Lights (Out): Jumped by an Asian Gang

  

  If there is one thing you should know about me, it’s that I grew up on the streets. No, not the streets of Compton or the Bronx, I’m talking about the streets o... Read more

  Posted on 03 November 2011 SELF EXPRESSION

• To the Unnamed Soldier

  

  Go die for me. Go die for me to put me at ease. If you don’t die, consider yourself dead. It’s the only way to cope with my goal. When you return, if you return... Read more

  Posted on 21 October 2011 SELF EXPRESSION

• Chicken & Waffle Showdown: Gladys Knight’s (ATL) Vs. Roscoe’s (LA)

  

  The origin of Chicken & Waffles as a food pairing is somewhat unknown. We know Thomas Jefferson is credited with bringing back a waffle iron from France in... Read more

  Posted on 06 October 2011 SELF EXPRESSION

• The Ultimate Search

  

  A simple touch, a devious look, a subtle smile. Hair flowing like beams of golden light, forcefully destroying darkness and fear. Mysterious, intriguing,... Read more

  Posted on 25 September 2011 SELF EXPRESSION

• Guestblog Challenge: Coming Soon to a State Fair Near You!

  

  Alright everyone, you all already know how I feel about crazy food: it’s better when it’s fried. Some of my favorite food moments of the year came from last... Read more

  Posted on 10 September 2011 SELF EXPRESSION

• Word Vomit: Humor Shorts

  

  I feel like shit. I don’t want to think, the internet is down and there’s no work so here I am, pouring my boredom all over this page. Read more

  Posted on 27 August 2011 SELF EXPRESSION

• Raw

  

  I have done this many times before, so much so that you would think the routine would have become mundane by now, but every time is different. Different times,... Read more

  Posted on 20 August 2011 SELF EXPRESSION

• Stadium Snackadium and the Future of the National Foodball League

  

  Yes it’s that time of year again. The incessant squabbling, the unprecendented media coverage of everything but nothing at the same time, the frustration of... Read more

  Posted on 10 August 2011 SELF EXPRESSION

• A Letter to Colbert: the Best Prop Ever, Seriously. No, Seriously.

  

  Empty red drape = eye soreDear Stephen,I have noticed that your Peabody and one of your Emmys sit alone on a mantel on the set in which you allow members of... Read more

  Posted on 03 August 2011 SELF EXPRESSION

• Kinds of Our Time

  

  Wandering souls on a moving landscape of expectation juxtaposed against a sea of self entitlement and disbelief, held accounted for by the unicorned armies... Read more

  Posted on 27 July 2011 SELF EXPRESSION

• Life as Rhythmic Variation

  

  So I’m not one for poetry but talking to some Shakespearian actors got me pumped about his iambic pentameter. This is not pentameter nor iambic. Read more

  Posted on 19 May 2011 SELF EXPRESSION