Welcome one and all to the first kluckit kaption. The premise is simple: find a picture and make fun of people. Feel free to add yours below.
1. “Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!”
Yes, this is certainly gnar, possibly rad, and depending on which part of Cali you’re from (cuz you’re clearly a Cali bro) it could even be hyphy. Now go hang ten on a pile of suck it.
2. “Hey bro, remember how I told you that I loved you so much I’d die for you? I lied.”
I’ve reviewed the official book of man-code and whimpering behind your best friend in the face of danger qualifies you for “tampon of the week”. Congrats my friend, you earned it.
3. “Whumpf duhhh fugg?”
You are living proof that no matter the situation, it is impossible to keep an eastern bloc European from smoking a cigarette. You should pray the bull kills you before you have the joy of dealing with lung cancer.
4. “Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck…..”
Let this be a warning to all you kids out there. Hitting the bong will not help you escape a raging bull. Also, wearing a Kiss t-shirt to the running of the bulls WILL brand you as an American stoner… especially when you look like you could be in a Geico commercial.
5. “Hey guys! What are you doing down there?”
I’m not sure how you managed it, but you might very well be the only girl in this picture. I know you want to prove that you can “hang with the guys” but where the power of your tits may get you extra attention from men, it isn’t going to save you from an angry bull.
6. “Isn’t this great ?!?!?!”
Yea, it’s always funny when it isn’t you being trampled. Laugh it up asshole, karma dictates that the brakes will fail you when you drive your minivan home.
7. “Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!”
I’m not sure if this guy’s best friend is about to die or if he’s watching the scene from Toy Story 3 where all the toys are about to be melted. Either way, this guy has one-line cameo written all over him. Welcome to Hollywood my friend.
8. “Sup bull?”
Just as Cali bro’s shaggy hair and facial demeanor mark him as a product of the West, Frat Bro’s “I just saw my first pair of boobs” facial expression and white-rimmed sun glasses indicate that he spends his time in the frat house daring pledges to eat vomit. Enjoy life after college where your nights will be spent remembering how cool you and all your friends used to be.
9. “Did I get it?”
Only you would be worried about taking a picture at a time like this. You’re probably the guy who goes back home and tells everyone that you single-handedly fought a bull just to have fresh Rocky Mountain Oysters with your afternoon cup of tea.
10. “The smell. So… much… BO…”
Seriously. This shot might as well be an old spice ad with how many sweaty men are trying desperately to fit into a space the size of a thimble.
11. “FUCK YOU HUMANS! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TYING A ROPE AROUND MY BALLS!”
I would be remiss if I didn’t quote the bull here who is clearly having the moment of his life. This bull is the epitome of Charlie Sheen‘s favorite quote, “WINNING.”
