Killmenow

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I am the author of the book "Kill Me Now!" offering the lighter side of the dating battlefield.

Check out the press release for the book:

http://www.prlog.org/11833134-new-book-finds-the-funny-in-first-dates.html


MY BLOGS

LATEST ARTICLES ( 121 )

  • Is Dating a Sport

    Dating Sport

    Lately I have been wondering if dating is a sport and a highly competitive one at that. This is my thoughts on the issue. I will be giving this from a male... Read more

    Posted on 24 May 2012 LOVE & SEX, RELATIONSHIPS, SELF EXPRESSION
  • Things Women Say

    Things Women

    Things women sayYou know you are in a rut when the love of your life is your sister’s gorgeous dog and your 10 year old niece turns round to you and says “Why... Read more

    Posted on 15 May 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Game Theory

    Game Theory

    Game theoryTomorrow is my birthday and I have decided that I am throwing myself a surprise birthday party. I definitely will be surprised if no one arrives as... Read more

    Posted on 09 May 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Dating After Sport

    Dating After Sport

    I was told by a good friend that the best time to make the first call to a prospective date is after a workout. After a good workout, your endorphins are flowin... Read more

    Posted on 01 May 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Such Love

    Such Love

    The love of my life, the one who always breaks my heart, you know the blond bombshell! Whenever I go to visit her, she runs towards me, her short blond hair... Read more

    Posted on 23 April 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
  • iUniverse Part Deaux

    You all know about my publishing company iUniverse? Well because I happened to open my mouth to complain they removed me from their facebook company page. I hav... Read more

    Posted on 18 April 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Divorcees

    Divorcees

    It is no secret anymore and it is time for me to come out and say it, “My name is Lawrence and I am an author!” My book is all about my humorous escapes or... Read more

    Posted on 18 April 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Positive Thinking

    Positive Thinking

    Easter is just behind us and so is Passover and for most of us the next holiday season is far in the distance. Whenever the holiday season comes, there is joy i... Read more

    Posted on 16 April 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Your Profile

    Your Profile

    My previous post touched on the dating profile. I have spoken about your profile before, and I am adding that post here. Do not consider me an expert. I have... Read more

    Posted on 13 April 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Dating Sites

    Dating Sites

    Dating sitesFor the past three weeks I have been dating someone. Before you all jump up in the air and yell Hallelujah, it is about time, I can say that it was... Read more

    Posted on 11 April 2012 DATING, LOVE & SEX, SELF EXPRESSION
  • Bunny

    Bunny

    It is now right before we all embark on our Easter or Passover weekends. I think that there is a conspiracy afoot that forces some people to eat cardboard for... Read more

    Posted on 05 April 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Spring Cleaning

    Spring Cleaning

    Spring is here and so comes all the spring ailments. Sneezing from the dust, pollen and dare I say it “Spring Cleaning”. Everywhere you turn, people are cleanin... Read more

    Posted on 02 April 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Late Nights

    Late Nights

    My publisher, iUniverse, are still causing me problems. Hopefully they will be solved soon. A typical case of Lawrence against the Goliath.I decided to send... Read more

    Posted on 29 March 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Fibonacci Series

    Fibonacci Series

    A colleague wrote this cool blog entry all about the Fibonacci sequence of dating: Fibonacci Sequence of love. Fibonacci and dating sounds pretty far fetched bu... Read more

    Posted on 22 March 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Crazy Lady Syndrome

    I will say it again and again. I do not understand women and I guess I never will. I can only hope to find someone who realizes that I am a brain-dead goof,... Read more

    Posted on 18 March 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Ides of March

    Ides March

    What a week, what a year! This year I met weird Ilana, belly-aching Maria, nutty Nadine and of course senile Sara. Who are these women you may ask, stay tuned t... Read more

    Posted on 15 March 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
  • iUniverse

    FriendsThis is not my usual blog post as I am angry and I will explain briefly.I am having trouble with my assisted self-publisher, iUniverse, that I am... Read more

    Posted on 11 March 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Perspective

    Perspective

    A friend of mine was talking about his wife and telling me how damn lucky I am and I was thinking how damn lucky he is to have someone who cares enough about hi... Read more

    Posted on 08 March 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Yippee

    Yippee

    Returned home at 2:00am, totally depleted of energy, hail stones pelting down from the heavens and no parking spot in sight. As an atheist, can I look at the... Read more

    Posted on 01 March 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
  • In Search of the ONE

    By now you have read the first entry and know why I got started.Dumped by my soulmate, I realized that I needed to shake myself off and get out there. To date,... Read more

    Posted on 15 October 2011