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• Is Your Life Becoming a Decorative Nutsack?

  

  I was standing at my kitchen sink, when I looked up and noticed this… I dunno… bondage ball? Morton’s Fisherman nutsack? hanging from the pass-through. Read more

  Posted on 28 June 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Vaportini – Yeah I Just Smoked Vodka.

  

  Calorie-Free Drinking with the VaportiniEver think to yourself, “Sure, I love drinking a fifth of vodka, painting the kids blue and selling them to foreigners a... Read more

  Posted on 26 June 2013 DRINK, GADGETS, HUMOR

• Dragon Doodle

  

  : The Cuddliest Dragon of AllMy friend Kara house-sat while we were away in D.C. in order to catch up on the Game of Thrones episodes we’d taped for her. Read more

  Posted on 20 June 2013 SELF EXPRESSION

• Fairmont Hotel in Georgetown D.C. Review

  

  Things That Make Me Giggly: The Fairmont Hotel in Georgetown D.C.Mike and I fell in love with The Fairmont during our recent trip to Washington, D.C. Read more

  Posted on 18 June 2013 DESTINATIONS, FAMILY

• The Johnsons Have Gone Gatsby

  

  First published on McSweeney’s Internet Tendencies, this is a skit likening bored suburban neighbors throwing Gatsby theme parties to zombies. It made sense in... Read more

  Posted on 12 June 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• How to Make a Vine Video

  I won’t be the last person to make a Vine Video.When people first explained Twitter to me, my response was: “So it’s Facebook, but with less words? I don’t get... Read more

  Posted on 07 June 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Film Evidence My Husband is an Idiot Savant

  

  Idiot Savant Definition:a person affected with a mental disability who exhibits exceptional skill or brilliance in some limited field (as mathematics or... Read more

  Posted on 05 June 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Wine Cartoon

  

  WIN a Wine Cartoon Tee Shirt!As I’ve mentioned before, I couldn’t draw a bath, something that saddens me and has caused me irreparable mental anguish. I was bor... Read more

  Posted on 31 May 2013 HUMOR

• Sad Monsters by Frank Lesser

  

  Found another book I really enjoyed:  Sad Monsters : Growling on the Outside, Crying on the Inside by Frank Lesser. Frank is another gem I found on Twitter... Read more

  Posted on 29 May 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Yard Sale

  

  The Traditional Pre-Yard Sale PartyWe had a yard sale last Saturday, which, like most things, was just a big excuse to have a party. Read more

  Posted on 22 May 2013 HUMOR

• Thoughtful Skink

  

  A skink walks into a bar…Mike took this great photo of a little skink peeking over our garden wall (for the difference between “skinks” and “skanks” click here)... Read more

  Posted on 15 May 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Reverse Whack-a-Mole Pimples

  

  Don’t want pimples?Whatever you do, don’t touch your face.Touching your face results in what I like to call “reverse whack-a-mole pimples. Read more

  Posted on 08 May 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• How Famous People Ruin Vacations

  

  My husband, Mike, and I went to the Caribbean island of St. Barth’s for our honeymoon, because we wanted to start out life together completely broke. St. Barth’... Read more

  Posted on 01 May 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Heads in Beds Review: How This Asshole Got Me Reading Again

  

  Heads in Beds is more fun than a room with a view and a suitcase full of stolen Toblerones.Which is exactly how you could spend your next vacation if you take... Read more

  Posted on 24 April 2013 BOOKS, CULTURE

• Chrissy Amphlett of the Divinyls & the Most Embarrassing Moment of My Life

  

  Chrissy Amphlett, lead singer of the Divinyls dies at 53.You may not know who Chrissy Amphlett or the Divinyls are, but if you’re anywhere near 40, at some poin... Read more

  Posted on 22 April 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, MUSIC

• I Got Fan Art!

  

  Oh I’m so excited! So this goes under the “things that make me giggly” section…Harrison Wheeler (@wheelerharrison – Twitter and his web site) made me fan art! Read more

  Posted on 19 April 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Why We Won’t Be On Renovation Realities: Attic Insulation

  

  Our attic insulation project underscores why Mike & I will never be on HGTV’s Renovation Realities.If Mike & I were on Renovation Realities, the show where... Read more

  Posted on 17 April 2013 FAMILY

• Sneaky-Sneaky as a Bull Wrapped in Bubble Wrap

  

  My Sneaky-Sneaky FailLast Saturday I thought I’d get up early and surprise Mike by being oh so sneaky-sneaky and making him biscuits and gravy. Read more

  Posted on 10 April 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Best Skin Lotion Since Rendered Orphan Fat

  

  The Best Skin Lotion EVAH!This is one of those little posts I do when I find something that makes me giggly. Last time it was Salted Caramel Vodka, so lotion... Read more

  Posted on 06 April 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Dog is Man’s Best Friend… My Ass

  

  Dog is Man’s Best Friend? This quote is the source of some arguing.My husband, Mike, and I work from home, which give us a lot of quality time together.A lot... Read more

  Posted on 03 April 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR